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I always wanted to cast Enmerkar in some kind of low-fantasy Coen-brothers fiasco, where his lair is suddenly invaded by greedy adventurers while he's innocently reading and stoned out of his mind, and he has to improvise a defense out of half-remembered bits of arcana and an acid-breath weapon that has deteriorated to the "mild vinaigrette spray" level due to disuse and disinterest.
Not enough stories with innocent, put-upon dragon protagonists just trying to live their lives!
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@literorrery You're one of the _good_ mammals. ;) <3 (And bad dragons, but I love her anyhow...)
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@zebratron2084 Look, that was my favorite tapestry, okay? It really pulled the hoard together, man!
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@zebratron2084 Working on it.