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@scoliwings@scalie.business its so good/////////??!!!!!!

i just posted a new extinct animal of the day and you should join my paleo discord because whoooo boy is this one weird

t.co/2GfMryiWIJ

lewd shitpost, werewolfs 

using a silver bullet vibe to get ur werewolf gf off

comedic injury, nonesense 

if someone does that chant with the syllables that you go, clap, clap, CLAP CLAP CLAP after. and you dont go clap, clap, CLAP CLAP CLAP after it. your wrist bones will turn to ash

The office (usa), politics 

If that show was made today dwight would be an incel, and angela would be a trad wife

(MY FAMILY HAS BEEN WATCHING THIS SHOW EVERY MORNING AND ITS ALL IVE BEEN THINKING)

spec evo 

do yall think rats will radiate to fill the niches left behind when the anthropocene extinctions end

a photo of ted nugent, and me mocking him 

ted nugent is a genetic oddity because he has one primary soul patch and 2 secondary soul patchs near his ears, presumably these are defensive adaptations to make him look awful

do not ever look a person in their soul patch, for in their culture they believe that is where the soul resides

wtf there are 4 unrelated lineages that evolved pitcher traps

Abraham Lincoln: *Slaps the roof of a house divided* This bad boy cannot stand

sum pixel stuff,, this one was fun and im just posting the blown-up version everywhere bc of the tiny details

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