doephin @Doephin@awoo.space
That doephin (Phoenix-D) you might know. Sometimes NFSW but always tagged when so. More of that over at doephinad@dragon.style
Joined Jun 2017
@anthracite Soreth wishes to know if the Craigslist price is each or both.
@anthracite If it's still up for grabs I will take one set?
Good news: our house has a new tiny window! Bad news! It wasn't intentional!
Idea of the moment: a ✨plush✨ with a pull string. Pull the string and they get up and bee line to the nearest person for a flying hug. At which point the string runs out and they flop down on the hug-ee!
the cheese reveals (birdsite link)
@KoBunny This feels like something in a fairy tale.
"I can tell you the child's gender, if you wish".
"Please!"
*nomph*
"Well, it would have been a boy, but I ate their gender."
@anthracite Are those shelves 55" high? Wasn't sure from the dimensions on CL. Might want to take them off your hands
Medical, injury, complaining
Cleaning mom's apartment. Current needlestick count: 5.
doephin
boosted
*a crush transitions*
Bisexuals: “Hahaha you can’t escape me that easily”
Ominous #outofcontexttheater for the day: "eating or drinking privileges"
doephin
boosted
An Analysis of Every Planeswalker in WAR and Whether or Not They Know What Sex Is [1/?]
Okay you sagacious motherfuckers, guess what time it is.
Seen by Gasworks: a car painted like a cop car except BEER PATROL and CALL 420
@adeptomega@snouts.online oooh upgrade day
@icefoxx Armored squeaky fox! Nice :D
hopelessly obscure joke
@Soreth Imma bite you
On a totally different note: if I want Linux (mint or Ubuntu if that matters) to NOT mount local drives by default, what do I look at?
Trying to set up a liveUSB that doesn't have access to the hard drives of the host system by default, for work telework quarantine purposes.
Work, general stupidity
Work: Has not paid me the raise legally required since... January 1. Comes to around $700 at this point.
Also work: "Hey you owe us 9 bucks from that time we weren't paying you so your health insurance didn't get paid on time"
fuck alllllll the way off.
character creation; kinstuff; req for RL zoology advice
re: Dumb follow up to previous post (~?)
@Phorm @JulieSqveakaroo I have SEEN your big titty genies. If it's within four meters you're already inside their tits.
@kelseyhusky Space Opera side...have you read A Fire Upon the Deep? Also most of Vonda McIntyre's work
@Soreth
I have taken
the pockets
that were
in your pants
and which
you were probably
expecting
to have
Forgive me
they were spacious
so deep
and so roomy
That doephin (Phoenix-D) you might know. Sometimes NFSW but always tagged when so. More of that over at doephinad@dragon.style
Joined Jun 2017
