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Soreth to the dog after he eats his food in 20 seconds and runs over to stare at her:

"We're not going to let you starve. We're also not going to let you turn into a blimp"

Dog: *belches in Soreth's face*

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At the sound of the beep there will have been a beep.

@kelseyhusky Factorio is closer to "finished" if that matters to you

Playing a bit of Terraria this weekend. It makes a rather baffling decision for a game with crafting...you can't see the recipes unless you have the ingredients in hand.

Lots and lots of wiki diving required. >.< You can in theory hand a material to the NPC to find it's uses but...that's a short substitute for the crafting menu

Silly discovery of the day: I am unable to transfer files between two Android devices connected via USB to the same computer. The file must be copied to the PC first.

work, sarcasm 

Work call
"So how's everyone doing?"
"I'm so burnt out the charcoal is on fire"

re: COVID, protests, washington 

COVID, protests, washington 

They do have a daily cap on tests though. Last I looked the site would tell you when they refreshed so looked for that!

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re: COVID, protests, washington 

@troodon They refresh every so often. IIRC they have a daily supply

COVID, protests, washington 

FYI SCAN's free mail order COVID survey tests are up and running again.

scanpublichealth.org/

If you've been doing good these last two weeks and been out protesting (or otherwise have any reason to supect you were exposed), I highly recommend getting tested.

They don't require you to have symptoms even!

US pol, snark 

That's twice now that someone yelling "all lives matter" has attacked protesters with a lethal weapon. Really making the dogs whisltle obvious there, guys.

CW: police brutality, USpol 

So, the medical examiner report for George Floyd is partially out and has the usual slandering the victim in it.

mystateline.com/news/national/

But what I really want to mention is this:
"When Floyd stopped moving and became unresponsive, Kueng checked for a pulse and said he couldn’t find one.

Two minutes later, Chauvin removed his knee from Floyd’s neck and the ambulance arrived."

Two minutes without a pulse and they were STILL sitting on top of him crushing him to death. What the absolute hell.

Achievement unlocked: laugh so hard you scare the dog

@Soreth This was after I came to bed even! Like 30 minutes later. Just roll over CHOMP right on the biceps.

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Apparently last night when my girlfriend came to bed, I bit her. I was asleep at the time.

That may be the most "dragon" moment I've ever had in my entire life, awake OR asleep.

Hmm. I appear to have accidentally orbited two Kerbals.

(sent up a station part that was supposed to be unmanned in case of RUD but nope it's occupied. Also all the hatches are blocked... somehow)

(amusingly this is exactly what subway Tooter does)

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Be nice if there was an option to just hide image links under the CW. Seems cleaner?

@Soreth There's a pretty hefty time jump between Oblivion and Skyrim during which the Empire is Having a Bad Day.

no excuse for the Oblivion forts though.

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