@Fuego Though, to be fair, when's the last time an asshole was close enough and assholish enough that you _did_ punch them?
I know, I know, it's not the punching so much as the satisfaction of knowing that you _could_ punch, and that they'd probably be less assholish if they knew you could.
Darn internet. Still doesn't let us send punches remotely.
@Fuego That's a hell of a gambit!
@ElectricKeet it was more like a threat ;)
@ElectricKeet not really - it was a sure thing he'd lose