The thing I hate the most about the internet is that people can be assholes to you while they're not within punching distance.
@Fuego Though, to be fair, when's the last time an asshole was close enough and assholish enough that you _did_ punch them?
I know, I know, it's not the punching so much as the satisfaction of knowing that you _could_ punch, and that they'd probably be less assholish if they knew you could.
Darn internet. Still doesn't let us send punches remotely.
@ElectricKeet see thats the thing - if I'm close enough to punch, they think better of being an asshole to that degree.
To answer the question though I challenged a coworker to a fight to the death at my last job. And he shut up.
@ElectricKeet not really - it was a sure thing he'd lose
@ElectricKeet it was more like a threat ;)
@Fuego That's a hell of a gambit!