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Q: How do I <literally any random household question>

A: Use 1 cup of white vinegar to <something that sounds highly unlikely to physically impossible>

ADHDTV, the popular format that loads 6 different movies and alternates playing a randomized 3-5 minute segments from each!

log4j is the official modding api for minecraft now

Someday I'm going to need to grow myself a Ninja Garden game for NES.

@fluffy If you have 63 more cubes, they'll assemble them into a FEZ-style Great Hexahedron for you.

conversion "therapy", France, + 

"France's Senate has overwhelmingly voted in favour of a ban on so-called LGBT conversion therapy.

The bill was approved at its first reading on Tuesday, with 305 voting in favour and 28 against.

Under the new law, citizens can be punished with prison sentences and fines for attempting to change the sexual orientation or gender identity of LGBT+ people."

euronews.com/2021/12/08/there-

Fucked that it's called military time when its use for conveying the difference between am and pm hours benefits everyone and not just racist shitheads.

so Kellogg's are hiring permanent replacement scabs it seems. it would be a Terrible Shame if their recruitment lines were absolutely fucked up with indistinguishably fake applications, so whatever you do Don't follow the instructions in the link below

old.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comm

But if you want a copy for free, I am still giving download codes to folks who provide me footage of coffee grinders grinding coffee! See beesbuzz.biz/8787 for more details. Anything would be helpful although I am particularly looking for Comandante C40.

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I am told by #distrokid that it is somewhat effective to tweet a photo indicating that I have yet another album out, so here it is. Listen on the various streaming services at distrokid.com/hyperfollow/sock or actually pay for it at sockpuppet.us/album/novembeat-

Soon I will have my booster shot. My strength redoubles, my power grows. Body and anti-body, positive and negative, united in purpose.

first, imagine a pony.

now, rotate that pony in your mind.

do you see them? are they rotating?

good. good.

re: Discord, holidays (--) 

@packbat That shit qualifies as enemy action!

@xinjinmeng *snrk* Though I do have a list of folks whose passing I wouldn't mourn one bit, that wasn't the cheerful bit. I blame my good mood on adequate sleep and a fun episode of Kipo. :)

How's my day going? I'll put it this way.

I opened my e-mail, saw that I had a task to call someone, and I picked up my phone and called them right away.

I'm guessing that most folks who know me understand! *grin*

Discord, holidays (--) 

@packbat So, the folks whose claim to fame is making IRC cost money are thinking only of their local culture when decorating their website? I tell you, my surpriseometer is off the charts.

</sarcasm>

The fun part is that when they get backed all the way down to jut slapping some snow on their icon, we can remind them that over half the planet isn't seeing snow anytime soon and that fraction will only increase. Next year, their icon can be underwater!

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