misfiled as "Keet, Electric" @ElectricKeet@awoo.space

show me a furry artist that draws horse muzzles as big sof lovely sensitive nuzzlers and I will love them forever

#drawing today was a page of random characters - an aasimar bard (instrument is a pouchette, a scaled down violin associated with dance instructors!), a strangely patriotic vulpine swashbuckler, half orc artificer, dwarf, a human druid.

"When I was a kid I stood in a queue for hours at Brent Cross so jk_rowling could sign my copy of The Goblet of Fire. It was a first edition, which I found in a box last year & sold for £1500. That money meant I could afford top surgery. Oh the irony."

https://nitter.42l.fr/tamsinomond/status/1470780501153792000#m

idea: villain coded character dressed as a stereotypical big game hunter, always making cryptic references to his "collection" and how a rare animal would make a fine addition

and then you go in his study and the walls are covered with adoption certificates from conservation groups and filled with plushies of the animals he's adopted

he's not villainous he's just like that

"flee with Z" and "fled with Z" both rhyme

Q: How do I <literally any random household question>

A: Use 1 cup of white vinegar to <something that sounds highly unlikely to physically impossible>

ADHDTV, the popular format that loads 6 different movies and alternates playing a randomized 3-5 minute segments from each!

gender neutral, live, and ground

I made a thing. https://busybee.threadless.com/designs/it-belongs-on-an-nft-museum/accessories/sticker?color=white&size=4-inch

Someday I'm going to need to grow myself a Ninja Garden game for NES.

"France's Senate has overwhelmingly voted in favour of a ban on so-called LGBT conversion therapy.

The bill was approved at its first reading on Tuesday, with 305 voting in favour and 28 against.

Under the new law, citizens can be punished with prison sentences and fines for attempting to change the sexual orientation or gender identity of LGBT+ people."

https://www.euronews.com/2021/12/08/there-is-nothing-to-cure-senators-back-ban-on-lgbt-conversion-therapy

Fucked that it's called military time when its use for conveying the difference between am and pm hours benefits everyone and not just racist shitheads.

so Kellogg's are hiring permanent replacement scabs it seems. it would be a Terrible Shame if their recruitment lines were absolutely fucked up with indistinguishably fake applications, so whatever you do Don't follow the instructions in the link below

https://old.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/rcacru/apply_now_kellogg_is_hiring_scabs_online_lets/

But if you want a copy for free, I am still giving download codes to folks who provide me footage of coffee grinders grinding coffee! See https://beesbuzz.biz/8787 for more details. Anything would be helpful although I am particularly looking for Comandante C40.

I am told by #distrokid that it is somewhat effective to tweet a photo indicating that I have yet another album out, so here it is. Listen on the various streaming services at https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/sockpuppet/lo-fi-beats-to-grind-coffee-to or actually pay for it at https://sockpuppet.us/album/novembeat-2021-lo-fi-beats-to-grind-coffee-to