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I ordered three articles of clothing from the same place and all three of them fit right. This quite possibly used up all of my good luck for the year, but that's okay because it still beats the average time between successful orders.

hot new gender trinary just dropped

are you:
cooperative
competitive
singleplayer

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me: "I got to Lord Underpants the Gnome-Sucker in under 7 minutes and then I beat him in 4.3 seconds! With only half a B press!"

spouse: *pointedly does not pause their game*

@Owlor @g1comics Primarily, Unicorn and Technical Difficulties... but occasional flare-ups of Issues with Everything. (Tryin' to be a good pony, I swear!)

One Does Not Simply Move Into Seattle - A Thread on Escaping Here 

So Seattle seems great compared to whatever you're dealing with in your neck of the country. Queer friendly, protections for bodily autonomy. You've heard its expensive but you'll make do, right?

Unfortunately I've run into multiple situations in which folks coming to Seattle have ended up sleeping rough. That's not great. The cops will take your stuff and run your camp off its land if enough Karens get tired of not helping you. I've decided to write a general guide on preparing yourself before you come here.

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1. Consider your needs
Before beginning your apartment hunt, consider:
- How many bedrooms will you need to house everybody in your group
- How much can you afford monthly for rent and pay for all the other things you'll need like utilities, internet, groceries, etc.
- Where will you need to commute to do your work
- Do you need in-unit/on-site laundry or can you take your clothes to a laundromat
- If you have a car, parking in a garage or on-site will cost extra (like $100/mo minimum)
- When must you move in

food, Bowie 

This is Minor Tom to Ground Control
I snuck in through the vents
And I packed a Lunchable and Sunny D
And I'm pressing all the buttons that I see

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This is Ground Control to Minor Tom
You're still in seventh grade
And you're showing off the Lego car you made
We're not allowed to send a kid to space

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Not sure folk are aware that using Google fonts by URL in their CSS undermines the privacy of each and every site visitor, sending their IP to GG with every visit. How? Because with each visit they download the font from GG, not your server.

If you will use GG fonts, don't do this

@import url('fonts.googleapis.com/css?famil[...]

Download that font, and resource it locally instead

@font-face {
font-family: FontName';
font-style: normal;
src: url('../fonts/FontName.woff2');
[...]
}

All of our lives we've been told that quitting is a sign of weakness. I'm having none of that. I'm proud to be a quitter and I'm reclaiming it for myself. It takes strength of character to say, "No, fuck this and fuck you".

CW: Bio, health, teeth, anxiety, Seattle area request for help, (redrafted) :boost_ok:​ 

I have anxiety about my teeth. when I'm really high, i can imagine my mouth is dying. it sucks. I have anxiety about dentist. They are all experts in guilt, no matter how gentle they try to be, and every visit is just excruciating.

I still need recs for one, though. I need a lot of work. Preferably one with the good machines and surgeons and the Good drugs. femme dentist preferred. Queer friendly preferred

Thanks,
-k

@packbat A big part of why I can't stand using standalone web-browser-that-only-goes-to-one-site clients is that all the browser plugins and other tools I have to overcome that sort of UI thoughtlessness are unavailable. Sorry that has bit ya!

more movies where reconciliation with shitty parents doesn’t happen, please.

vanity art 🖼 

Third challenge to draw in other art styles, suggestions from the twitter.

Tron, guide me so that i can fight for the Users with all my strength and knowledge

Yori, bring me the fusion of clarity of vision and peace of mind so i can carry out my missions with diligence

Flynn, help remind me that there are no problems, only solutions; and keep me sane, man

Clu(1), help me to be dogged and relentless [let me at 'em!]

Ram, keep my will flexible and help me to see that it's all just zeroes and ones in the end

@Owlor She probably enjoys both! In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if she has some specific genre associations to help keep her in the mindset of whatever she's doing. Classical for research, indie rock for puttin' pen to paper, EDM for booty-shakin'....

IIMTAMC (If I may talk about my character), Millimax is a gentle artist and healer whose fave band "Go Krodd Go" is something like ska mixed with death metal. There's no accounting for musical tastes. *grin*

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