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Kobolds live similarly to dwarves: Underground, in caverns of their own construction.

Kobolds also build traps. Lots, and lots, of traps.

Therefore, I posit that kobolds should be just as prolific miners, metalworkers, and artificers as dwarves.

"I've never seen the media interview a black parent about how race is being taught to their children."

nitter.42l.fr/covie_93/status/

@fluffy Because reprimanding folks for openly being wrong rarely changes anything for the better and they get to keep acting like unparented children while we feel like we're being punished for having done nothing wrong?

At least, that's why I loathe mouthy Internet randos. One of many, many reasons.

You can tell how old a social media is by its muting options.

we're at the point in the pandemic when all the mystics have become jaded with their own tarot decks and people have decided that feral divination with fridge magnets, screaming, rotting leaves, and taco bell hot sauce packets are the way forward

Remember, remember,
the third of the fourth,
and the Forth of the Firth,
and the sixth;
The fifth and the fall,
and the major lift,
or however it goes,
But not this.

everyone asks "why are you in my house", but nobody asks "how-
hm
no wait that's usually the next question

no i guess things are all fine here

The #Meta plot thickens! Turns out that #Facebook doesn't actually own the name Meta because it belongs to another company that's currently in stealth mode.

That didn't seem to stop Facebook from publicly announcing the name change and branding, quite the Zuck move. :blobpopcorn:

Meta (the real one) have posted a public letter about this on their front page. I'm linking the Archive copy because the front page will be eventually replaced by an actual website:
🔗 web.archive.org/web/2021110321

@rainwarrior Dodging scam detection? Secret code for secret people? Can't uninstall Zalgoifier?

people shit on "It"s Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown" and rightfully so, but let us speak bluntly about one thing: buttered toast and home-popped popcorn are top-tier food items. sometimes buttered toast is the best thing in the world. if somebody offered me buttered toast and popcorn for Thanksgiving, hell yes i'm going to their house.

If anyone ever gives you shit about your gender, they're just enbious.

bitten by a radioactive horn section, he learned that with great soundtrack comes great responsibility.

@porsupah What, no "running backup script around 03:00 then sleeping until morning?"

i just now realized the melody in the losing horn from price is right is the fucking motif from the theme of the show

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