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aster :battery_empty:

I literally don’t understand the idea that explaining jokes makes them less funny

I think it’s cool to explain jokes even if people get them. sometimes, you’ll find that they interpreted the joke differently than you thought. so now, you have two ways of laughing at the same joke, which only makes it funnier, to me

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Rain Dog

Drew this trying to think of something more elaborate, like a DM screen or module cover. Then it became practice for doing up something *big* with comic book styled cut and grad shading. This is far from perfect, but I still think I learned a bit from this.

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Orrery :autism: :peacock:

[1.Ch.] Orthocosm, Perry Bible Fellowship 

Coworker: "Your build was terminated. Did you terminate it?"
Me: "No, I approved it."
Coworker: "Your build was sacrificed to appease the sun god."
Me: "All gifts are accepted by Aranaktu." (link to pbfcomics.com/comics/the-jubil)
Coworker: ... 🤣

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Electronic Frontier Foundation

BREAKING: ICANN has voted to REJECT the sale of the .ORG registry to private equity firm Ethos Capital. This is a major victory for the millions of nonprofits, civil society organizations, and individuals who make .ORG their home online. #SaveDotOrg icann.org/news/blog/icann-boar t.co/sFLcwZqU1B

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✨pop🎈idol✨

Brief politics message: there is a general strike among essential service personnel starting May 1st, focusing on major outlets like Amazon, Target, and Instacart. Whenever possible until the strike demands are met, don't use these services. Respect the picket line.

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xryxix

you are not terrible for not wanting someone who did you harm in your life

you are not horrible for wanting your boundaries respected

you are not awful for reinforcing your space as you want to

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✨Soff✨ Mawr :dragnwitch:

Buy Nothing on May 1st

General Strike ✊

Pass it on :blobcatsurprised:

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Orrery :autism: :peacock:

C-3P0 is the worst paladin.

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disaster fembro [xe/xem]

i want to have a gay sleepover where we play co-op beat em ups

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Grey

Aaaaaaa this is so cool! My city's library system lets you to ask them about how to learn a skill you want to pick up, and they put together a list of the resources they have that you could use for it and mail it to you! spl.org/programs-and-services/

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Nate Cull (.social)

don't forget that "malleable" literally means "should be hit with a hammer"

we have a lot of malleable technology in this world

also "ductile" means "can take it with you crawling through an air duct" and "tensile" means "makes you really tense if you hit it with a hammer while crawling through an air duct"

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Shy bunny

Marigold is wonderful. ^_^

gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-un

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Rain Dog

Two from a couple of weeks back which I really worked out today, one drawing completely from today. Also I’m still really into Oingo Boingo.

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The research fairy, but scary

~ The Fediverse safety feature cycle ~ 

Users: Hey if Mastodon did X, it would make it trickier for abusive people to do something, which would prevent some abuse

Weird dudes on github: It wouldn't *prevent* anything. With a great amount of effort, you could work around this, and then anyone could have the information you're trying to hide, as long as they know Ruby, Python, Perl, Haskell, Fortran and punch-card—

Pleroma devs: We already built a feature that automates the abuse you're afraid of

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Jakebe T. Drake-Lope

If you haven't yet, I *highly* recommend this Crash Course on Navigating Digital Information: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8d

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The stages of ADHD. 

1: While sitting on the throne, realize that I forgot to move the towels from the washer to the dryer. Resolve to do that once finished with... biological obligations. Bio-obs. Biobs.

2: While lying in bed six hours later, realize that I still haven't moved the towels, but now I'm too tired to want to deal with it. Resolve to re-wash them in the morning. Feel like a loser, sleep anyway.

3: While sitting on the throne twelve more hours later, realize that I yet again have forgotten to handle the towels... but this time, manage to keep the thought in mind long enough to make it out of the bathroom to do the thing!

4: Find that I forgot to put the towels in the wash in the first place, then forgot that I forgot.

5: Post on Mastodon before washing towels.

Ah, it'll be nice when my medication refills arrive.

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Tom (tired of the computer)

🦚Julia Animalcrossing says Trans Rights!🦚
#AnimalCrossing #ACNH

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eldritch

extreme mood by loudandsmart@twitter.com+

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Kos, ur internet kobold friend

zazzle.com/store/draekos

Masks are now up for sale!

#YayCapitalismIGuess

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josef

me, writing an email:

hi. sorry for not getting back to you sooner. i hate replying to things. that doesn't mean i hate you! but i do hate your emails, because i have to reply to them. theres nothing wrong with the email. in fact i was overjoyed to read it! but now i am dismayed, because i must reply. it takes a lot of energy to write a reply to any email, so please dont take it personally. in fact i believe i am out of energy now.

yours sincerely,
josef

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