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I stopped believing in pacifism when I realized that even if it saves my soul or makes me feel good or whatever, I don't get to choose that sacrifice for other people

the existence of radiohead implies the existence of videohead, which in turn implies that videohead killed radiohead, and got away scott free with the murder, and nobody even suspects them
in this essay i will - *is dragged off stage by mysterious black suited men*

show me a furry artist that draws horse muzzles as big sof lovely sensitive nuzzlers and I will love them forever

today was a page of random characters - an aasimar bard (instrument is a pouchette, a scaled down violin associated with dance instructors!), a strangely patriotic vulpine swashbuckler, half orc artificer, dwarf, a human druid.

some good that came of JKR 

"When I was a kid I stood in a queue for hours at Brent Cross so jk_rowling could sign my copy of The Goblet of Fire. It was a first edition, which I found in a box last year & sold for £1500. That money meant I could afford top surgery. Oh the irony."

nitter.42l.fr/tamsinomond/stat

idea: villain coded character dressed as a stereotypical big game hunter, always making cryptic references to his "collection" and how a rare animal would make a fine addition

and then you go in his study and the walls are covered with adoption certificates from conservation groups and filled with plushies of the animals he's adopted

he's not villainous he's just like that

Q: How do I <literally any random household question>

A: Use 1 cup of white vinegar to <something that sounds highly unlikely to physically impossible>

ADHDTV, the popular format that loads 6 different movies and alternates playing a randomized 3-5 minute segments from each!

log4j is the official modding api for minecraft now

Someday I'm going to need to grow myself a Ninja Garden game for NES.

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