Doctor: I'm terribly sorry but the tests are back. Your child is artistic.
Parents: (sob)
Doctor: Now don't worry, it's not the end of the world. Your child will never have the mind of an executive, but with modern innovations like Etsy, Patreon and Kickstarter, they may be able to pay rent well into their mid-20s.
Parent: Did... did crayons do this
Doctor: Who can say? We're exposed to so many forms of art every day: music, poetry, language, geometry..
Parent: We're getting crayons BANNED
Community-member music Kickstarter, plz boost maybe? :)
Hey everyone, I'd like to share a really fun Kickstarter project that my Alpha/owner/mate Elanna is involved with!
It's an album of songs produced via predictive text keyboards by a bunch of very funny folks, whose work you may have seen before producing a Harry Potter chapter the same way.
It's a really fun project, with some very affordable (and some very silly) rewards, and it'd be awesome if you checked it out
Presented only for its "it's nifty that this is a thing that exists" factor: Here's a Scottish translation of the Mega Drive game _Sonic the Hedgehog._
i made a telegram sticker pack yesterday, by the way.
it has bad words.
Gee, Windows 10, thanks for ignoring my settings and not bothering me with a low battery alert. I was in a state of flow, and might have found myself pulled out of it by the need to save my work and plug in my power brick.
The unnanounced shutdown at 0% battery was a nice added touch. You're so thoughtful.
Code of conduct
For quite a few years, I was a member of a hackerspace in DC.
In 2012 or 2013, we voted to institute a code of conduct. It passed handily, 2/3 to 1/3.
That last third pitched a fit in the meeting, resigned, threw their keys on the table, and walked out. That was maybe 30 people
The rest of us threw a party after the door slammed.
Linux, codes of conduct (-)
While we're talking FOSS cultural patterns, one we should work to stamp out forever is "It's hard to use, which I like because it keeps people out". That attitude is born partly of Linus' mentality all these years and it has to go. The leftist imperative for free software is that *nobody* deserves to have their computing experience controlled by corporations.
good design: the developers of N++ found that a lot of playtesters felt like they sucked at the game because they kept dying, so they made it so that the demos that play on the title screen are all of the character failing. you'll never see the ninja on the menu reach the exit. it's as if to say "don't worry, you're supposed to die a lot. you'll get there."
hilarious design: as you play the game, those demos get replaced with your own fuckups
@thomasfuchs I’m a big fan of the design of Sony’s MSX models, they’re all brilliantly colour-coordinated (photos found here: https://androidarts.com/Amiga/MSX.htm).
Shit Orrery says.
Just heard from @orrery:
"You can't build a monument to impermanence!"
demoscene, flashing images, tasty glitches
@starkatt Seriously! The guy's a genius.
demoscene, flashing images, tasty glitches
In 2017, Linus Åkesson released "A Mind Is Born", a 256-byte-long Commodore 64 demo with an intense glitch aesthetic. It runs for two minutes and twenty seconds and includes evolving visuals and soundtrack.
It accomplishes this by using several parts of the code to do double or triple duty, contributing patterns to both graphics and sound while partially modifying itself in the process.
https://linusakesson.net/scene/a-mind-is-born/index.php has info and YouTube link. Enjoy.
Started a batch of #drawings today, but the only one I really tightened up was a Blood Bowl picture!
mh (+)
Third day of "Pristiq" – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desvenlafaxine – and I'm definitely getting some effects all around. My mood's been pretty good and I've had a little more of the whatever-it-is that lets me want to do the thing and then actually do the thing. (Executive function, I suppose.)
I've also had some trouble sleeping, though. I hope that clears up soon.
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