misfiled as "Keet, Electric" @ElectricKeet@awoo.space

Dice make terrible cropstones.

Here is a tip to prank your C programmer friends! Give them a book but take off its back cover! After finishing the pages they will continue by trying to pronounce the secret, true names of everything else in their sight!

DEATHBLEP *throws up the horns *

"The world's unfair, kiddo" is not an argument for "then allow unfairness", but instead is an argument for "Then make the world *FAIR*"

Ker ni ng  I s I mpo r ta n t

fired: referring to me as the gender my features suggest

tired: referring to me as the gender i seem to be presenting as

wired: buy me several coffees and listen intently as i explain my gender for 3 hours

inspired: "im gay," i say. our immaterial eyes meet across an unperceptable manifold of n-dimensional space. digital information pours into organic processors. lifetimes of experiences harmoniously vibrate. 7 ms later, you nod, "same."

hired: you use they/them for me

Hey furries! That avatar is fantastic and that header image is just beautiful! Why not use your Profile metadata section to give credit to the artists that created those fantastic works, and maybe even get a few more clients sent their way?

Furry #drawings from today. The kit fox is vaguely based on a friend!

the rectangle you get when a given character is unsupported on your device is just the unicode counterpart of a T-pose

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Ah yes, the four alchemical elements:

⛰️ Ground
🔌 VCC
🕓 Clock
📄 Data

We are re-federating with https://snouts.online. There has been a misunderstanding and @noiob is sorry that defederating so quickly and with that notice has caused so much harm. Snouts.online and @Ace@snouts.online do not support harassment campaigns.

here's to reconnecting with friends ​

This seems like a good time for a PSA:

If in the future you see something on a public-facing webpage you want to make a durable record of for use as evidence, don't take a screenshot. Those are -- understandably -- widely considered too easy to fabricate.

Instead, snapshot the page with the Internet Archive. It'll log a timestamped copy of the page to their servers. Highly tamper-resistant.

https://archive.org/web/ ("save page now", bottom-right)

tired: bed head
wired: nest crest

DJ:
WHO'S READY FOR SOME MOTHERFRIGGIN' HUGS, HUH?!
Y'ALL OTHERHUGGERS READY FOR SOME REASSURING SNUGS, YEAH?! YOU WANT SOME REASSURANCE AND COMFORT? GET READY TO GET DOWN AND CUDDLE TO THIS!

*909 kick*
*distorted bassline*

*crowd goes wild*

dragon scale armour...

#dragon #scales #armour #cosplay #arms #hands #claws #animatedgif

I love this from @ MelindaEdits on birdsite:

Difficulty Levels, ascending order:

Intro to Complex Analysis

Intro to Real Analysis

Nintendo Hard

Getting A Nerd To Understand Why Answering Someone Who Says 'I Can't Stand Hearing ___' With Exactly That ____, While Maybe Funny In A Comedy Sketch, Is Not Funny When You Do It To An Actual Person

Hey.

Whoever catches this:

You're doing good. The world is hard but you're doing your best in it.

I'm proud of you.