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Writing prompt! (CW:Spiders, death) 

Each person swallows 28 spiders before they die. If you've only swallowed 3 so far, 25 show up before you die.

Hospitals make sure only non-toxic species live in the building. Families bring spiders to hospice to honor last wishes. The number of spiders that show up is taken as a sign of how open your heart and mind were in life, the lower, the better.

Just before you pass, you feel a tickle in the back of your throat, and a single spider crawls out of your mouth, sits on your lap, looks right into your eyes and says:

"you wouldn't download a" trivia (cw: sketchy business practices) 

wired.co.uk/article/dutch-righ

Hollywood-funded anti-piracy association Brein, the people who made the "you wouldn't download a car" ad, tried to stiff Melchior Rietveldt, the musician who composed the music for it, out of the vast bulk of his royalties. They told him the ad would only be shown at a local film festival, then stuck the ad on a bunch of DVDs and acted like they had full right to.

So, like, if you're ever wondering if anti-piracy capitalists hate piracy? The answer is "no". They'll steal and lie seven days a week and twice on Sundays. They just hate seeing people enjoy media without paying them.

ACA, US pol 

Trump killed the marketing budget for the ACA and changed the enrollment deadline.

You have until Dec 15th to get covered, even with pre-existing conditions.

Don't wait.

t.co/qMJsC3POpl

Professional design software woes. 

I know it's not a world record, but there's something almost exhilirating about discovering a repeatable crash-inducing bug in Adobe Illustrator CC 2019 before noon.

Oh, the steps to reproduce?
• Draw a hexagon.
• Try to rotate it.

I guess today is a no-hexagons day!

Smartphone woes lessened slightly! 

My current phone decided to join the world of the operational once again. Picked it up this morning, pressed the power button, and it booted just fine like nothing was ever wrong!

I'm glad, of course, but still annoyed. It's the third time it's acted this way, and the longest time between unresponsive and normal.

I'm still intending to research replacements, but the urgency has passed... and I have my "exocerebrum" back in time for an Actual Business Thing. 😌

Describing my avoidance of social contact while at a café:

"I just wanna pull my ass up over my head and art."

Smartphone woes. 

My phone isn't just that thing I use to check Mastodon and play Alphabear 2: More Puns, More Pop Culture.

It's not just that thing I use to answer Chinese-language robocalls and receive text messages announcing deals at my favorite pot shop.

It's that thing I use to survive the concrete wilderness when my noggin is overloaded and I can't remember where the bus stop is.

It's that thing that keeps me from forgetting to take my vitamin D₃ each day and my hormone shots every two weeks.

It's that thing that decided, without warning or fanfare or even so much as a dramatic gesture, to spontaneously blink off earlier today, attempt to boot once more, then give up completely.

It's that thing that's been charging for four hours but still won't respond to any combination of buttons held down for any number of seconds or teeny little cards removed and reseated.

It's that thing that has only a software power button, and is permanently sealed so I can't replace the battery or even pull it out to force a proper reset.

When technology fails, it sucks. When assistive technology fails, it _hurts._

And, you know, I was craving a little Alphabear. *sigh*

tumblr nonsense, nipple discourse, shitpost 

little bow tie on top = "female-presenting"
little bow tie on bottom = "male-presenting"

like that's literally all you need to know. some people have said that putting a mustache on your nipple will make it "male-presenting" but that's still pretty gender-ambiguous imo.

DO NOT WRAP A BOW TIE AROUND THE NIPPLE. this will fatally confuse the tumblr nipple-sorting algorithm and cause every .jpg on the site to be replaced with pineapple emojis. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Looking at how capitalist technocrats treat sex really illustrates how deeply, deeply creepy they are.

a thought about writing scholars (tangent from Harry Potter discussion, glancing allusion to injury, 182 words) 

So there was a Tumblr post a while ago musing on the fact that Charlie Weasley was able to get together a group to smuggle a dragon across international borders on two days notice - packbat.tumblr.com/post/147254 - and one of the responses was from a biologist who said: "speaking as a biologist, i can guarantee i would show up without question to smuggle an endangered species that would otherwise be destroyed across national borders to a sanctuary on two days’ notice."

...and I think that's something that a lot of writers who aren't scientists, archaeologists, zoologists, et cetera might not think about? Society writes an implicit list of Things You Are Allowed To Care A Whole Lot About, and while I suspect *everyone* has items they drop or add to that list, if you are writing a scholar with a particular field of study? Something irreplaceable in their field may well have a value to them on par with their own limbs.

And I think writers miss that sometimes. So it occurs to me to mention.

netflix She-Ra spoilers 

Adora is a political science undergrad who has a column in Teen Vogue. Entrapta is her neurodivergent friend who still works at Facebook.

the honorific title for a cat (mx, ms, mr, etc) is mw (pronounced mew)

PSA, marriott breach, what you can do 

Marriott hotels has had a major data breach. Article: theverge.com/2018/11/30/181194

If you stayed at a Marriott hotel (which may not have had the Marriott name, as they own several brand names of varying luxuries), you need to protect yourself. You can get a free credit freeze at these sites:

experian.com/freeze/center.htm
transunion.com/credit-freeze
equifax.com/personal/credit-re

heads up if you ever use gimp for redacting screenshots and the like 

with the default settings, "clear", or the delete key, only makes a region transparent but doesn't delete the colour info. it can easily be retrieved

ways to fix this are:
1. uncheck "save colour values from transparent pixels" when exporting
2. put a fresh transparent layer underneath everything, its colour info (pure black) will be saved instead
3. just fill the area with a solid colour instead
3.1. or save as jpeg

It's a well-known* fact** that instances of UTI drop nearly 40% immediately after Thanksgiving, due to the increase in cranberry consumption***.

* completely made-up
** lie
*** Cranberry Consumption is my drag name

Anarcho communism relies on those who produce and earn to give to those who don't produce things that have Market Value.

Or put another way, communes work best when they have a couple people in there that understand capitalism and can swim with sharks for the good of the tribe.

The rewards to the tribe of having someone who just does Art, research and home base ops is far in excess of the Cost however.

Villages Work. Start building one.

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