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hot take about a profession joke 

Is it weird that the standard "supposed expert attempts to analyze a mundane situation and makes comical assumptions" joke is about a physicist in a world where economists exist?

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math poll 1/n 

Which of these fractions do you know the decimal equivalent of, without calculating?

(boosts for more representative samples appreciated!)

@monsterblue @g1comics benoit b. mandelbrot's cutie mark is an exact image of benoit b. mandelbrot

“Oh, you'd like a cutie mark? Quick, analyse every aspect of your core being and pick the most defining one”

me: *no thoughts, only 🐴 left*

Good morning everypony, and happy Monday! Hope you all have a sparkly and relaxed week~

working backwards, if the traditions of the prewar Royal Navy were rum, sodomy, and the lash, and we know grog was a British naval tradition prior to WWI, either a sodomy cake or a lash cake is lime-flavored.

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Mifune Toshiro as the only human in The Muppets Rashomon

Now that Creative Commons is promoting NFTs can we change their name to Creative Mythic Rares?

Seattlite friend of ours makes bespoke soaps if anyone wants to check out their stuff twitter.com/junebug_soaps/stat junebugandcompany.com/

this is the same one who has a Stranger Soap program to support their practice of supplying soap to mutual aid groups in their area

they're a cool person and have taught us a lot of stuff and we can't afford to get soaps from them shipped all the way across the country to try some, so we want to try to get it in the hands of people local to them

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If you end up at your racist relatives house today, put the first season of Reservation Dogs on the tv if you can.

Clipping through the walls of the multiverse into a secret world behind the scenes that's brightly lit, pleasantly warm, and where all the denizens are friendly and supportive and all of your needs are taken care of without much fuss. And you can leave at any time, and come back, if you want. No, there is no "catch". Please stop asking where the "hidden lurking abomination" or "spine-snapping terror monster" is, there aren't any

Good morning everypony! Today, may you be aware of everything that surrounds you, but not be spooked by it youtube.com/watch?v=ZM4SqM2BF8

DE pol, LGBTQIA, + 

🇩🇪 BREAKING NEWS: In Germany, new Chancellor Olaf Scholz has reached a coalition deal.

Here's six big #LGBT+ takeaways 👇

1⃣ A new self-ID law for trans people

2⃣ Reinforced ban on intersex surgeries

3⃣ Total ban on conversion therapy

4⃣ No restrictions on blood donations by gay and bi men, and trans people

5⃣ Funding of gender reassignment surgeries through public-private insurance

6⃣ Compensation for trans people who have suffered harm due to former gender change requirements

nitter.42l.fr/Openly/status/14

Fun fact: Corgis are actually the remnants of an old space program. The unused leg length for each dog is conserved for the next generation.

The goal was to then crossbreed them with a manned wolf, releasing all the many generations of stored leg length at once to produce a dog that could simply stand up to reach the Moon.

Resolve the paradox!

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