misfiled as "Keet, Electric" @ElectricKeet@awoo.space

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Cops are like dentists. Nobody want to see them or go to them, and they should have been made obsolete long ago. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caries_vaccine

california girls, we're inconceivable
cosmic dread, bikinis on top
eldritch forms so hot that you'll grow tentacles
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thinking about standing between the candle and the star, between the darkness and the light, but modern UI trends won't let me

katakana is kiki, hiragana is bouba

https://special.usps.com/testkits ends sept 2, and apparently you can have up to three orders. Get yours in!

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The first open source video conferencing application to offer the option of replacing participants' camera feeds with Muppet versions of themselves will take over the world.

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thinking hands r fukken weird

AI artist tool to make sure you're drawing on the correct layer.

Since we were thinking about hardware demands, we went ahead and published our manifesto on the subject, "why isn't this a doom 2 mod": https://packbat.itch.io/why-isnt-this-a-doom-2-mod

full text is on the page, but there is a plaintext file and an audiobook-style mp3 reading of it available as downloads

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Watching Infinity Train could help you resolve ethical dilemmas like "is it moral to pirate an edifying and culturally enriching show that would otherwise be unavailable to you?"

#subtweet beholders are copyright WotC

The worldwide report for the 2022 Gender Census is now published: https://www.gendercensus.com/results/2022-worldwide/

It's about language preferences about genders beyond the binary.

You can also read a summary of the big three questions (identities, titles and pronouns) here: https://www.gendercensus.com/results/2022-worldwide-summary/

i'd tell you a joke about null pointers, but you wouldn't get dereference