So a friend and I are tossing back and forth hilariously oversimplified summaries of video games. I am particularly proud of this one.
Final Fantasy 4: "A knight decides what clothes to wear. There are several thousand casualties."
@typhlosion You really don't even have to try with Mario. "Surprisingly athletic middle-aged plumber thwarts evil turtle" is already ridiculous enough.
@Felthry that's why i tried simplifying it even further
kirby's dream land: kirby eats the rich
@typhlosion @Felthry Do More???
Pokemon: preteens participate in state sanctioned animal fighting.
Link's Awakening: Young boy is killed by chickens.
@typhlosion @ajr Pokemon gen 1: Young boy takes out crime syndicate with the help of his countless eldritch abominations
Pokemon gen 3: Two ecoterrorists failed science class.
Final Fantasy 9: Everyone has an existential crisis.
Tales of the Abyss: Everyone falls down.
@typhlosion @Felthry somehow he keeps getting the wrong spa too.
@Felthry super mario bros: mario picks up his girlfriend from the spa