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lewd text re: lotsa different kinks (tf, vore, paws, size) 

@sharkNserg pawing off one body makes all the others get off too
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@distressedegg i never stopped being into it, i ought to commission stuff like that more
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re: nsfw art big sweater puppies and nudity 

@k0bold boobs that are invisible and intangible to anything except clothing
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re: nsfw, d/s, weird furry kinks 

@gardevoir actually a big kink of mine
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@typhlosion we looked it up and there are infinitely many numbers where Γ(x) = x, but only two positive ones: 1 and 3.5623822... (i am not sure if the latter number has any closed-form representation)
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@typhlosion now i'm wondring what the fixed points are of the gamma function
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@niss also how do you pronounce them, or do you just not have dental fricatives and realize them as /t/ and /d/ or something?
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@niss received pronunciation is only one, largely artificial dialect of british english, so this isn't really contradictory
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@niss i think it's mostly scottish and manx dialects that don't have dental fricatives?
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@eri iwrc it's no longer legal most places to manufacture CRTs, due to environmental concerns over... i think the phosphors used?
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the Hearth :ms_agender_flag: boosted

music commissions are OPEN 

hello im opening comms now. let's say 4 slots for the time being

PORTFOLIO:
soundcloud.com/kasran/tracks
i do electronic music of various forms

A LA CARTE:
$150 - 60-second artistic freedom commissions! same idea as visual-art wing-it commissions: you give me a simple idea, and i run with it. at least 60 seconds of music
$80 - 30-second jingle commissions! perfect for alarm tones, ringtones, whatever you wanna use it for

CUSTOM ORDERS:
if you need music for a thing and want longer tracks or more creative control over how they sound, i'm happy to negotiate! just contact me and we'll chat

TERMS:
my terms of service are normally hosted on their own page, but neocities is currently down for maintenance, so the cliff's notes version is:

- payment up front in full (i will send you an invoice)
- noncommercial use only (streamers can use them for streams). for commercial usage rights we will negotiate extra
- i reserve the right to refuse a comm, or cancel and refund you, at any time
- you reserve the right to request a refund after two weeks of no delivery

re: Looking for cell phone advice 

@nautilee we've been using an LG G5 for years now, if you can find a used one of those it's a great phone and has a user-replaceable bttery (we've replaced ours three times)
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@fluxom_alt moof flavor orb -> small moof -> big moof with extra arms -> hot humanoid for some reason with bonus wings and Blue
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@KinkyTurtle both breath of the wild and bottom of the well
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