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So, today, we got something from a vending machine. It should have given us $0.25 in change, but instead it gave us three small screws. ???

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Snakecocks are extremely cute

*gives a personalized beep to everyone who sees this*

sometimes people say "lb" when they haven't boosted anything in hours or even days.

??????? Are we just not seeing the boost for some reason???

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I nearly had an existential crisis until I saw it was just a reflection

Most of these crystals send their information and power down specially-designed conduits, but some of them, especially the ones for connecting the device to other devices, simply send information through the aether instead.

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Computers are literally magic.

No, really. There's a few power crystals feeding energy into an array of memory crystals, which transfer information to and from a control crystal, which uses a limited sort of intelligence to tell all the other crystals what to do. There's one physically large array of crystals that show the user what the apparatus is doing, and a few crystals that send and receive information from other assemblages of crystals that act as a way for a user to control the system.

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Misread something a friend typed and now I'm thinking about massive and multiple balls... -w-

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The other afternoon I saw a dragon in the sky at sunset, but only had my phone with me to catch it.

the @cuteanimalpics@vulpine.club bot should do pictures of stoats and ferrets and stuff too

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Rather warm weather to be honest. Please have a cozy pail for your low-melting-point friends.

(Gurgles.)

Stars are basically just giant explosions that forgot to stop exploding.

Guide to Making Things Felthry Finds Cute:

1. The more limbs it has beyond those its species usually does, the cuter.
2. The more eyes it has, the cuter. Ultimate puppy-dog eyes.
3. The more friendly and playful it is, the cuter.

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It turns out that the first time a human visits a new planet, they are automatically changed into the resident sapient race. It turns out that Dragons are originally from Mars, and the first manned mission is about to land.
#writingprompts #writing

Thirty days until my uptime is a round number of years again!

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