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vent, - 

augh, I feel really bad now >.< I replied to a joke someone made and it turns out they were not comfortable with that and

ugh, I hate when I do things wrong and mess up talking to people

I'm too stressed over this to really think straight sorry if my speech is weird

gonna let rosemary take ove rnow

hm. someone going by @girl just followed me and they have no profile, no icon, no posts, no one following them, and they follow a ton of people... I'm a little bit suspicious, does anyone know who this is?

why isn't bismuth toxic, anyway? it's a heavy metal, right after things like lead, mercury, and thallium, yet it is perfectly safe, despite the fact that (afawk) nothing uses it in any biochemical manner

nsfw mention?? 

"ball-peen hammer" is probably one of the lewdest possible names for a tool

how awesome would it be to have a working replica Antikythera mechanism?

answer: very awesome

POLL: when using a controller with two shoulder buttons on each side, do you:

A) put a separate finger on each one
B) put one finger in between to press either as needed
C) put two fingers on each????? why???
D) put three fingers on--wait how many fingers do you have

do you ever just consider how neat it is that, no matter which way you cut it, every cross-section of a sphere is a perfect circle

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plea for help (part II) 

okay.

so now that i have proper access to a PC with a decent keyboard, I can now say this:

i'm in a new apartment with my parents (and my brother) right now, and it's a bit worse than my old place, but I'll deal. the only downside is that we only have it for five months. my parents are hoping i'll be able to move out before then, but I still don't have a place to move.

that being said, my request for a place to (temp.) live in the PDX area is still open. (con't)

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Horny, paws, hyper 

Furries with boobs bigger than their head describing them as "handfuls" because they also have huge paws

another random thought: whatever happened to the firefox phone?

random thought: is it still technically illegal to be a communist in the US?

It's always odd to be reminded that some countries don't have a symbol for their currency. And even odder to realize just how many currencies can share the same symbol; the USD, CAD, AUD, Singaporean dollar, Taiwanese dollar, Hong Kong dollar, Brazilian real, and probably other currencies too all use the $ symbol. (to be fair, some of them use other letters in combination; one Brazilian real is written R$1, for example)

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my favorite burn of all time, found in a page of language options of an ordinary installer

🇱🇺 Dutch
🇬🇧 English (Traditional)
🇺🇲 English (Simplified)
🇫🇷 French
🇩🇪 German

bad monetary decisions, maybe gross? 

help I'm considering buying an ultrasonic cleaner

I have no need for this but it would be really nice to get off the buildup of I guess it's sebum that collects in our glasses

Just found the best joke on youtube:
"Know what this is? Maybe it'll help if I show it from a slightly different angle." *tilts it by about four degrees, not revealing any information that wasn't already visible*

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"Oh no, I turned into a wolf!"
"Don't worry, it'll were off before long."

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