the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

mood: *gba crash sounds*

"no, between the legs"
"if the space between them was 'in' the pants then it would be a skirt, not pants"

"what's in your pants"
"legs"

so the game in question was the ps1 release of harry potter an the sorcerer's stone because we have really extreme nostalgia for the pc and gbc releases and wanted to try the ps1 one

and holy _hell_ these character models are bad

just got a ps1 game we ordered and wow, it was really from a different time

"interact with over 20 characters!"

is tabletop rpg a mainstream thing now

they have displays pretty prominently of D&D rulebooks and starter kits in _target_ now

reminder that since sheik uses he/him pronouns, zelda is canonically genderfluid (or some other form of genderqueer)

or maybe they're just plural, hm

I wonder how well metroid prime would work in vr, considering it's already first-person and has the HUD entirely be information displayed on a high-tech helmet

(this is not really a serious post or anything and I am not asking people to translate their jokes, just to be clear. speak the language you like!)

mad at being monolingual because I keep seeing multilingual people we know post what are probably really funny jokes in French

was thinking about how inconvenient it is (not very but it still is!) to have to keep the mouse separate from the laptop when travelling and thought about having a space in the laptop to put a mouse, then remembered that laptops in the 90s and early 00s actually had such a space

an idea far too late to actually be useful (someone probably did make one anyway):

a collapsible wireless mouse that fits into the PCMCIA slot on a laptop to recharge and for storage

who needs gender

no seriously who needs some, I have some here that you can have, I don't want it

We have one of those restaurant-style cheese graters with a crank on it now and I am entirely too happy to get to use it.

*opens mouth, song of storms plays*

Why aren't there any wolfos characters out there

I want to see a wolfos character who's like... a normal wolfos as seen in oot with the glowy yellow eyes and stuff but despite their appearance they're a really nice, caring, but shy person

how the hell did nintendo fuck up the controller design so badly this time around?

the gamecube controller and the wii u pro controller are some of the most ergonomic and reliable controllers we've used but the switch joycons and pro controller both fall very short of the mark

or a skunk even!