the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

then again, "shipping label created" might also be pretty bad because you know the seller has printed out the shipping label but you have no idea when it will be picked up

this is of course ignoring ones that mean "we have no idea where your package is" because that's a completely different problem

the worst package tracking status is "out for delivery" because it's just so tantalizing

you know you'll be getting the thing soon but the delivery routes are long so it could be just about anytime that day

what is it with mastodon software that like 90% of the time when someone says "LB: (stuff)" I can't see the boost they're referring to at all

bees are cute little fuzzy dorks

why does it seem like all video games run at either 20, 30, or 60 frames per second

why does nothing ever run at 40 or 45 fps

Modular giraffe who always keeps their head detached so that they can actually hold it at eye level

so uh, what happened with archive.org exactly????

*takes a bite out of a big electrolytic capacitor*

People who look forward to the summer have never lived in alabama

*bleeps in an affectionate manner*

Interesting thought: any piece of fiction that takes place in the future of our own universe will necessarily contain copies of itself, as that exact fiction would have also existed.

orb voggbis

ogg blorbis

you're a good bunch of people here. we're lucky to have you all as friends and acquaintances.

What does infantry have to do with infants anyway

Apparently on top of being one of the worst video games ever made, Pac-Man for the Atari 2600 was also the best-selling game on its console.

Question, though we're not likely to get one anytime soon: is the xbox one controller worth getting as a general-use controller on windows? the 360 controller has an infamously bad dpad

someone who I follow and like has changed their icon to some artwork from someone who has in the past been a massive jerk to some good friends of mine and I don't know what to do about this, I don't want to mute them but I don't want to bring it up because I don't know, I don't want to spread rumors or anything and also I on't know if that person wasn't just having a really bad day, but I'm not comfortable seeing their icon

thinking about... huge balls. probably more than two

on a ferret-taur maybe? with a pretty massive bust too

-w-