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this frozen lasagna thing says on it "2x the meat!*"

"*required by the lasagna with meat sauce standard"

why is there a lasagna with meat sauce standard

all in all it was probably about the best way to go that there could be, she was already at peace with the idea of dying and we had multiple days to say goodbye... all her friends and family were able to be there by phone if not in person, and people from the assisted living center were apparently talking about how much of a positive influence she was there--enough so that some people who hadn't even been employed there for years came to say goodbye. I guess what i'm saying is, she was a great person and well loved by everyone around her, and she went peacefully without any regrets

our grandmother passed away this morning. we knew it was coming and it wasn't sudden but it's still. just. sad.

and especially where the *fuck* does that je-/ge- prefix come from because everything else we can either guess from context or have already had explained to us but for some reason the fact that that prefix is there and either no one knows why or no one will tell us why is *incredibly* frustrating right now

what does "jebaited" or "gebated" or however you spell it mean, and what is its etymology

super monkey ball might just be the weirdest game concept we've ever seen from a major developer

also cats and milk, which I know from experience cats will drink water over milk and drinking milk tends to lead to cat vomit showing up on the carpet later

how exactly did we get associations between species and specific foods? like why does the public perception of monkeys like bananas? why does the public perception of mice like cheese? elephants and peanuts?

I strongly doubt any of those are actually foods that those species particularly like more than others, and I know you'll get rodents a lot more interested with peanut butter than with cheese

blrf.

Seeking suggestions for a wallpaper for our new laptop (1080p) if anyone has any recommendations

why the hell do tennis scores work like that anyway

@sans Hi! Could you let me know who you are before I accept that follow request?

really not having a good few days here

"if you ever encounter the number pi^e, put down the chalk and step away from the chalkboard, something has gone terribly wrong."

what is "who's the gee-man" a reference to? heard it in a video we saw and I feel like it has to be a referenc ebecause it makes no sense in context

I will never understand people who intentionally remove the muffler from their car

we literally just got a fundraising email that was basically "this guy made fun of antifascists! help us raise money so we can humiliate him!"

they literally said their goal was to humiliate the person

this was an actual political entity that sent this, though i forget which

there are far more productive things to do than humiliate people who disagree with you, why are actual political entities seemingly so focused on making fun of their opponents instead of actually doing good things

Which?

why are raccoons so good