the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

*completely fails to gend*

also why do people have to be so *obsessed* with the idea that there's some kind of conspiracy against them and/or their favored politician

was reading something about why the impeachment stuff is only happening *now* instead of months or years ago but instead it's just someone talking about how it's all some kind of conspiracy against 45 and *actually claiming that the things 45 is doing are normal* (no. they are absolutely not. even if they were, they absolutely should not be.)

why do people have to be so... hateful

bad speedrun idea:

text% speedrun, where the goal is to display every textbox in the game

best (worst) paired with long RPGs

who gave our email address to *biden's* campaign team

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apparently some people who got the last ones are selling them on ebay for $40, and... fuck it, we can stand to be out $40. at least now we've just missed the sale, not the entire thing, and i doubt it's ever going to get this cheap again

apparently the steam controller was discontinued and we didn't hear about it until they'd all sold out of the last ones they'll ever sell so now we'll never get another chance to get a steam controller and just

aaaaagh

we hate missing out on things that we'll never get another opportunity for

random speedrun thought: has there ever been a new world record of a very competitive speedrun (like pokemon or mario or zelda or something) at a marathon?

pennsylveon

stoats!

if you're curious, our answer is the last one of those, by analogy to the hungarian name Tepes (which is dracula's surname)

I have been reminded that not everyone knows how to read IPA, so these are, in order,

"zeebs"
"zehbehs"
"zeybs"
"zehbehsh"

How do you pronounce "Zebes"?

I feel like there's a pun to be made around "christmas isthmus" but i can't think of one

the fact that switch cartridges go in facing *forward* really throws us off

still have leftover habits from gen 3 days of not using the last berry of each type