the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

dissatisfaction guaranteed, or your money back

high-speed racing game where you play as famous philosophers from throughout history

philoso-velocity

do trousers trouse?

why are expensive things considered ex-pensive anyway

were they once pensive?

super nintendo superintendent

what was the first thing to use an analog thumbstick

i'm sure it wasn't the n64, was there something in arcades or for like, CAD work or something earlier?

*1/73 of a beep*

au where instead of chess, connect four games are analyzed in excruciating detail

the word "fool" always makes me think of franziska von karma

we need to print a form

but it won't print right

the barcode gets replaced with a bunch of numbers, and check boxes are replaced with placeholder characters

does anyone have any idea how to get it to print properly?

there is a fly in our apartment that apparently does not care about the bug-attracting UV lights in our bug zapper and that we cannot seem to catch and augh it's frustrating

chest chess: like regular chess, but all the pieces are busty

network attached storage car

fuck 45, fuck the republicans, and fuck the US

this country's gone stale, it's past time we threw it out

the fact that we can determine location anywhere in the world very precisely using nothing but a set of --i think it was 24?--ridiculously precise atomic clocks up in space that just continually scream the current time into the void is really weird if you think about it

(and cute, but that doesn't fit the pattern)