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food crimes 

for some reason i got to wondering about what the worst imaginable flavor combinations could be

i've come up with orange/peppermint and pesto/teriyaki so far
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rrf, taking out the trash is really hard when you have to fight through executive dysfunction *and* mysophobia to do it
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also why the fuck is this apparently not a thing

tripping over power cords has been the cause of three of the four laptops we've had break on us breaking

and the other one had a third-party adapter that used an adapter that functioned as a breakaway

you'd think a breakaway plug would be the obvious thing to use here, so why do we not see more of them?

our current laptop even has a right-angle plug on it which makes it even more prone to such damage
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if anyone happens to know where we can get a 180 watt laptop charger with a 5.5×1.7 mm barrel plug that has a breakaway on the laptop side of it, please let us know
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why aren't there any easy to find laptop chargers with breakaway plugs on them
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i guess you use it in some dishes but it's not called mashed squash and never on its own
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why isn't mashed squash a thing? you'd think if it's called squash someone would think to squash it
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i kinda wonder why percent became the standard way to talk about proportions and stuff instead of permille or egyptian fractions or something

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re: shapeshifteryness 

Hmm. No, not a new headmate, it's just me. We were blendy, and thinking about glaceon--maybe we'd be one if we merged, or maybe I should try being one sometime. Or maybe there is a new headmate who just isn't ready to show themselves yet.
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re: shapeshifteryness 

this uh, hm. Might?? be a new headmate splitting from me thouhg? I'm not really sure
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hey @chr is the matrix server down? i can't seem to connect
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shapeshifteryness 

idle thoughts of trying out being a glaceon, hmm...
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mildly horny 

you ever just think about,,

boys with boobs,,,
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?

?

Goodnight, all. May you all sleep well.
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hey @typhlosion have i mentioned that your icon is adorable and you're adorable -F

the zelda series has three eternal spirits that continually get reincarnated: the spirit of hylia in zelda, the spirit of the hero in link, and demise's curse in ganon

but there is a fourth, mysterious spirit, who keeps reincarnating along with the others.

The fated spirit of the most important of them all: Beedle.
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