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not really lewd but just to be safe 

concept: going on a walk with a friend, casually talking, while your tailmaws are just constantly making out behind you
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hey i have lots of cute friends on here and i just want to say how much i appreciate that

you're all excellent and i love you all a lot
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before reading this, were you aware that discrete and discreet are two different words? Do you know which means what, without looking it up?

arch enemy: someone who really hates you for some reason and is also really good at holding up heavy structures
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food 

Is there anything better than german chocolate cake?

answer: yes, quite a lot of things, but german chocolate cake is pretty damn good
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okay ten people said yes and no one said no so we're going to go do this now
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should we go to the grocery store and get a slice of cake (along with other groceries)
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you ever just randomly want cake when you don't have cake
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oh yeah add pineapple to the juices you can buy in any grocery store

mixing pineapple with orange is really good by the way, worth trying if you like fruit juices
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fruit juices you can buy in any grocery store:
- apple
- orange
- lemon
- lime
- grape
- pomegranate

fruit juices (in addition to the above) that i would like to be able to buy from a grocery store
- banana
- strawberry
- peach
- cantaloupe
- honeydew
- this just sounds like a really good fruit salad now

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What happened to price tags that list price/weight as well as just price? we haven't seen that in a long time
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...i just realized

is shaun the sheep supposed to be a pun on the word "shorn", because those words sound identical in a non-rhotic dialect like that spoken by the show's target audience?
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what's with this trend of youtube videos called "the (insert thing here) iceberg explained"

also why do all of them show an incorrectly positioned iceberg
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i don't know why we're so exhausted today -F

spoilers for uh. the entire phoenix wright series, by the way
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we just learned about objection.lol/ and this has some real meme potential
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