the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

can i just say

kangaskhan is an absolutely fantastic name for a pokemon
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hi, random large amounts of stress! i didn't miss you at all!
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you ever just clean out your computer's fans and then suddenly it runs 10 °C cooler, and also quieter?
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good bratwurst too. we'll probably go by there again sometime
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got takeout from this German (ish, anyway--they specialize in sausages but have some non-German ones too) restaurant, and they had literally the biggest pretzel we've ever seen available

it's $12, which is quite a lot for a pretzel, but it's quite good and did i mention it's *enormous*? it's like... bigger than some personal pizzas we've had, and they advertise it as a "10 oz pretzel", which is over 280 grams for those who don't understand ounces
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we are setting up a secondary account over at @Hearth but it's a little overwhelming so we're going to stop here with just making a basic profile and stuff for now
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does anyone have the name of that really terrible famicom jrpg where they just gave up and didn't program a final boss, and also where you can use two controllers at once to completely break collision detection and walk through anything
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hi @inked@plural.cafe, did you read our profile before sending that follow request?
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bats
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i wonder if "the AI in legend of zelda is easier to predict if you stand in the middle of the screen" was ever one of those schoolyard rumors

because it sure sounds like one, but it's actually true
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bartender

why don't people make VLIW processors?

*learns about the troubles of programming for the sega saturn*

why do people wonder why we don't make VLIW processors?

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thinking about huge balls
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concept: speedrun challenge where instead of trying to do a game as fast as possible, you try to do as much as possible within a fixed time limit
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wondering about making a second account on a separate instance or something

maybe plural.cafe or plush.city?
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the worst thing is, i could actually see that being good as an ingredient in a salad or something if you do it right
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phrases i never thought we'd hear: "pickled blackberries"
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