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More people should have more than one head, really.
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pretty sure that's in violation of even the few right-to-repair laws we have over here
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oh, no, not replacing the battery, "disposing of" the battery

it warns you that opening it to remove the battery will destroy it and void your warranty, and that you can't reassemble it
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we had to get a new electric toothbrush because ours broke, and the instructions in this one show how to replace the battery... except they tell you to wear eye protection and gloves while doing so

i get that lithium-ion batteries can be dangerous but really?
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More people should have more than one head, really.
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this is particularly striking when you realize that almost all numbers are normal (a fact which can and has been proven)

that is, if you were to choose a number at random from a number line, the probability that it would be a normal number is 1
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fun fact: it's remarkably hard to prove that a number is normal

it's strongly suspected that a lot of constants like e and π are normal but this has not been proven

in fact, the only numbers known to be normal are the numbers explicitly constructed to be normal
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if there are toadstools, are there also frogstools
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random thought: can you substitute tums for sidewalk chalk
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this feels Weird to us because we know they had pasta, apparently they just called it noodles
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today we learned: apparently the word pasta was unheard of in english before the 1980s
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today we learned: the word black traces its etymology back to the same PIE root as the French word blanc, which means white

the root, *bhel-, means "bright, shining". the route to blanc is relatively straightforward and obvious, but the one to black goes through "burning" to the fact that black is the color of burnt things
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dragon quest has good gryphons. they have three eyes!
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you ever thnk about how one of the world's major religions uses a torture device for its main symbol?
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re: food poll (pastry) 

Huh! filo and croissant are good pastries but we actually made this poll after having an eclair (which is made with choux pastry) for the first time in a really long time and remembering how good it is
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concept: in a video game, have one character who's just animated at a lower framerate than anyone else. never explain why. perhaps never even mention it

alternatively, do mention it. maybe the character themself is even aware of it
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