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Idea we just had that I'm sure someone has had before:

"esports" is really more "virtual sports". if we want true esports it should be programs competing against programs

so let's define e-wrestling as two programs running on the same machine, both allowed to just do whatever, where the first one to crash loses

each program would be designed to make every attempt possible to cause its opponent to crash while being as crash-resistant as possible
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food 

five guys gives you *so many fries*
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I wonder if anyone ever made a record that had two or more spiral grooves intertwined, so that every time you put down the stylus you got an effectively-random selection from a bunch of different choices
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why do blocks on telegram not do a thing if people are talking in a public chatroom
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someone should make up cursive versions of every unicode character
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food and drink 

this lime-cucumber gatorade is really good, i dunno why they only sell it on the west coast

still doesn't make up for the lack of barbecue over here though. come on, give us a jim and nicks, or a full moon
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the Hearth :ms_agender_flag: boosted

is miegakure ever going to come out? it's been like... over a decadee
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the Hearth :ms_agender_flag: boosted

Apparently JEDEC publication 95 is free as long as you make an account on JEDEC's website

need to do that sometime
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random thought: how much of english is not indo-european?
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the critical flaw with the monty hall problem is the inherent assumption that you would rather have a car than a goat
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is there anything that can be done if you lose the usb thingy for a wireless mouse and keyboard?
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Today's thoughts, character design, lewd implied 

Involuntary shapeshifter who goes around as whatever shape most recently caught their eye... except they tend to watch a lot of weird porn so they end up hypersexualized and multi a lot

Since meeting the latios from yesterday, they've been seen wearing a shape identical to his (with small modifications whenever they pass through their mind) quite frequently.... they're trying to work up the courage to ask him out on a date, but haven't yet

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@PinkCathodeCat@weirder.earth Hi, did you read our profile before sending that follow request?
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