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there's some linux distro that calls its package manager pacman and i wonder if it has some kind of easter egg that includes the game pacman in it or not
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Financial help request 

between higher power and other bills, health issues making me miss work, and more rotten luck getting lots of terrible tips while working, I'm in a really bad spot for bills and rent this month. Hate to ask for help again when I had to do this just two months ago in February, but I gotta...

paypal.me/nagaconnie

anything helps and I'll delete this as soon as I have enough between work over the next few days and these donations.

also, like, literally everything that happens in wild arms 3
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the wild arms series has a lot of really bizarre lore when you think about it

i mean for one thing there's the whole "guns are magic devices made out of fossilized dragons that draw upon their wielder's power" thing
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Thinking about the things we never would have imagined needing to use at work before working in the semiconductor industry for a few years and now i'm curious

Tell me about the most unusual consumable you routinely need to buy replacements for at your workplace
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jrpg experience

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jrpg experience

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Thursday Outbreak repost, long, very silly 

2018-10-04T08:01:38Z
We're receiving reports of an outbreak of Thursday, rapidly moving westward.

2018-10-04T11:37:15Z
Update on today's Thursday outbreak. Plans are already being put into motion. A controlled release of Friday has been performed in Kiribati and we are tracking its spread west through New Zealand.

2018-10-04T11:48:14Z
If you are still experiencing Thursday, do not panic. We expect the expanding wave of Friday to reach your location within the next 24 hours, sooner in most locations. The death toll is not expected to exceed 160 000.

2018-10-04T13:09:42Z
Further news on the Thursday outbreak. The decision to perform a controlled release of Friday to displace Thursday was taken with full knowledge of the risks. Unfortunately, control has been lost and Friday is now spreading unchecked. The chair of the advisory board has submitted her resignation. Simulations show a >90% chance it will develop into Saturday if control cannot be reestablished. We advise you to make all appropriate preparations.

2018-10-04T16:15:12Z
Update on the ongoing Thursday and Friday outbreaks. Thursday continues to be displaced, with Australia and parts of Russia now reporting as Thursday-free. Sadly, that's the extent of the good news. Friday has hit the Eurasian mainland and containment is now likely impossible. We are not abandoning attempts to control its propagation, but success is unlikely. We are considering options for Saturday mitigation, but have ruled out deliberately introducing Sunday at this early stage.

2018-10-05T07:28:04Z
The Thursday outbreak appears to be contained. Cleanup is proceeding in the remaining affected areas, and is expected to be complete within four hours. Friday remains at large. Be watchful for signs of developing Saturday.

2018-10-05T07:54:06Z
And that's it! I had far more fun than I expected to writing this whole Thursday Outbreak thing, considering it started as a throwaway joke. That said, while I could go on, I think I'm going to draw a line under it here before it outstays its welcome. I hope you all have a lovely Friday!

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mutual aid / assistance request 

My partners and I need some help paying for food and bills; we're a group of disabled autistic trans critters doing our best to survive while the one of us who can work does her best to find freelance work but it's a slow and often inconsistent process. Anything helps, and boosts are extremely appreciated.

paypal.me/nautileesys

#mutualaid

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music commissions are OPEN 

hello im opening comms now. let's say 4 slots for the time being

PORTFOLIO:
soundcloud.com/kasran/tracks
i do electronic music of various forms

A LA CARTE:
$150 - 60-second artistic freedom commissions! same idea as visual-art wing-it commissions: you give me a simple idea, and i run with it. at least 60 seconds of music
$80 - 30-second jingle commissions! perfect for alarm tones, ringtones, whatever you wanna use it for

CUSTOM ORDERS:
if you need music for a thing and want longer tracks or more creative control over how they sound, i'm happy to negotiate! just contact me and we'll chat

TERMS:
my terms of service are normally hosted on their own page, but neocities is currently down for maintenance, so the cliff's notes version is:

- payment up front in full (i will send you an invoice)
- noncommercial use only (streamers can use them for streams). for commercial usage rights we will negotiate extra
- i reserve the right to refuse a comm, or cancel and refund you, at any time
- you reserve the right to request a refund after two weeks of no delivery

the existence of directx implies the existence of indirecty
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the neat thing about the bouba-kiki experiment is that it's now practically impossible to perform in its original form, because everyone is so primed on it
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leaving work for lunch today, we saw a building down the street that was *pouring* out smoke

we didn't stop to offer aid because there were already a ton of emergency vehicles there and we'd just get in the way before we'd manage to do anything useful

i hope everyone is okay, though

that's the first time we've seen something like that actually happening in real time, in person
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