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Even better, have them pick up a whole bunch of loot at once and then have to figure out which one of these things is making all these potatoes and how do you turn it off my pack is getting heavy!

Its enchantment is hidden from most methods of detecting magic, for some reason known only to its creator, only further frustrating the search.

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Idea for an enchanted item for your rpg campaign: The Ring of Spontaneous Potato Generation. Every few turns, the Ring of Spontaneous Potato Generation has a chance to spontaneously generate a potato. There is nothing special about the potato at all, it's perfectly ordinary and average. See what uses your players can come up with for this largely useless item!

It seems our attempt to have @Rosemary front all day didn't quite work out. I'm not good at giving up control, I think.

the Hearth :ms_agender_flag: boosted
the Hearth :ms_agender_flag: boosted

@Felthry @Nezchan "It was a dark and stormy night. Lightning strikes periodically illuminated the vast and rambling hulk of an ancient, crumbling castle. There was a moose there."

I'm not a professional, so I just have amateurnouns.

"You call yourself a mad scientist? Where's your mad control group? Where's your mad lab manual? There's not even a mad fire extinguisher here, where are your mad safety protocols?"

now I am wondering what the average density of pronouns in English is. Or in writing in general.

plural stuff 

I hope my and @Rosemary's frequent switching out doesn't confuse anyone.

Mad scientists are overrated. I want to see mad wizards, doing alchemical experiments of questionable morality.

I wonder if there's any speedrunning community for Wild Arms 3

What on earth is this 'steamed ham' thing anyway

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