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figured it might be worth mentioning: there's a total lunar eclipse Sunday night visible from the US (and even Europe if you want to get up before 5 am). You should check if there's an observatory near you that's going to be open to the public for it!

I don't know if this is a minority opinion or not but uh, the "nobot" thing people put in their profiles makes me kinda uncomfortable? as a synth-y robot-y thing

there's a number of people I've just, not followed or not interacted with because of it

I know they probably don't mean to include me in that but it feels wrong to just make that assumption

*tries to think of a way to make a "billet bull" joke but fails*

I keep seeing people explaining why discord's new tos is not actually a bad thing and yet I have not seen a single person worried that it is

so I was on the wikipedia page for pesto out of a random bout of curiosity and came across this gem: "The use of this paste in the Roman cuisine is mentioned in the Appendix Vergiliana, an ancient collection of poems where the author dwells on the details about the preparation of moretum." (moretum is a roman sauce that was a predecessor to pesto alla genovese)

so apparently this ancient roman poet just decided to write poems about how to make sauces

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oooh, there's a total lunar eclipse visible here sunday night, and we just learned the university's observatory is going to be open to the public during it

holy crap I just learned a Thing

so we already knew that on a youtube video you can press j to skip back ten seconds (we use this all the time because of auditory processing disorder leading to "wait what did they just say"), and l skips forward ten seconds, and k plays/pauses

just learned today that while it's paused, you can press , (comma) to go back one frame and . (period) to go forward one frame

what's the past tense of forgo, anyway? is it forwent?

context: just heard someone say "forgoed" on a gdq recording and thought it sounded wrong but then realized that forwent sounds wrong too

You're all cute people. Thanks for existing. <3

I always find it weird when things like this happen, two posts of the format "things: (list of three things)" posted within seconds of each other

@Critter @roguecnidarian

I spent _way_ too long on this joke that probably no one will get

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long-post fiction; mindplay, plural 

You notice many fursuit parts around you, similar enough that they could easily belong to the same suit, but there are too many of them. Even though they're in pieces, the chest parts have barely visible slit openings, like a catsuit you can slide into. There's no zipper, but each opening looks like it holds shut well enough without one. You assemble enough parts to make a complete suit, and it looks more seamless than before. On a whim, you slip into it and put it on.

The suit immediately feels like it's your own skin. Wanting to share the experience with a friend, you assemble another suit for them to wear. As soon as you finish though, it springs to life, and you see and feel yourself in both suits at the same time.

It's a lot to take in, and you open up one of the suits to take it off. Once you regain your bearings, you notice that you're taking off the second suit, and the one you were wearing at first is a crumpled heap in front of you. You feel unusually cramped in a single form, and get distracted by thoughts of putting the suits back on. You want to be in two places at once again.

You decide to put on one of the suits again, and immediately find yourself in both suits. Good, but you don't know what to do with yourself now. You explore your forms, and as you flex your fingers, you make distinct hand gestures between both forms. You notice you can move them independently, so you wrap one of yourself around the other.

You settle on giving your other self a back rub. You really like the contact you're feeling on your other self's back, and it makes you a bit envious that they're getting such treatment. Even as you're thinking it, you're conflicted because you don't want to stop to switch places.

There are still many more suit parts around you, so you could make enough suits so both of you could get back rubs. You aren't sure you want to do that, so you just switch places instead.

As you do this, you notice that your suits still look like they can be taken apart. On a whim, you take off the head of your other suit to see if anything is underneath. There's nothing. Instead, it feels like you're carrying your own disembodied head. You set the head down and remove the head of your other suit, and it feels the same way. Experimenting, you put the suit heads on each other's shoulders, and they hold into place, feeling again like they belong there.

Curious now, you open up the front of your other suit's chest and look inside. You don't see anyone in there, so you climb in. Inside, it's a lot bigger, and you see many suits and suit parts around. All of them look like they'd fit with the suit parts you've seen so far, but each one looks different enough to be unique. As you consider pulling some out with you, you see your body in the distance, and get a strange out-of-body feeling from it. You decide to take it with you outside.

As soon as you emerge, you find yourself not wearing any of the suits, and the suits you were wearing are lifeless. You pat yourself to convince yourself it's all real, and notice a slit opening on your chest like on the suits. A desperate feeling of wanting to be worn washes over you.

What will Square Enix do when they get to the 30th Final Fantasy game, I wonder? They can't very well call it Final Fantasy XXX.

I wonder what the longest video games are? It's a hard metric to define; you can't just go by "what's the shortest possible time to complete them" because then you get into speedrunning and glitch (ab)use. Perhaps average time to completion (over some representative sample)? But then how do you handle games that don't have an end? You can't just say they're all infinitely long because that's not true, you get bored eventually

a thought: an ourobouros mathematician who studies knot theory, with the obvious consequence

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oof, having things I say misunderstood and taken to mean something different is really Bad

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@amphetamine TIL (from wikipedia):

"An Easter egg is present on the Apple II floppy disk release. Though claimed to be sold as a single-sided disk, the reverse side of the disk included a full version of the game that would be rendered upside-down on the player's monitor. According to Mechner, this was done as a joke, causing naive users to call tech support and ask why the game was upside-down. Invariably, those users would receive the reply, 'take the disk out, insert it right-side up, and reboot.'"

so wait, did the agdq finale video get uploaded to youtube before they finished uploading all the rest of the videos or something because I _know_ there were pokemon runs and stuff and generally way more than this

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