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aww, neither of my two favorites of these got any votes!

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if the past tense of sleep is slept, and the past tense of weep is wept, would that make the past tense of beep bept

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apparently there are polls now

Let's see what kinds of multi people like then, because why not?

other weird things I occasionally think about:

the fact that two very influential ancient greek philosophers, pythagoras and socrates, may well not have existed at all

the way the electromagnetic interaction and the weak interaction merge into one interaction at high energies

the fact that the helium flash involves rate terms proportional to Θ⁴⁰

the fact that a ton of people is really only like a dozen people

how (insert random historical figure here) had a neat name

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Occasionally I just think about how weirdly dangerous it is to dismantle a microwave

just feeling like I royally fucked up at least two in quick succession

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#DarkMatter :
We do not know what it is.
There seems to be huge amounts in the Universe.
We have no idea why.

#Antimatter :
We know exactly what it is.
There seems to be almost none in the Universe.
We have no idea why not.

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Looking for technical help online sounds like this:

“Folks, my shower drain is clogged up, how do I unclog it?”

“Why don’t you move to a house with a bathtub?”
“Try not to clog it up in the first place, duh”
“Why would you even need to take your showers at home?”
“Just take out the things that are clogging the drain, how difficult is that”
“If you can’t maintain a shower stall in good conditions, why do you even clean yourself?”

also apparently "confront the people and tell them you're uncomfortable" is apparently the wrong answer for when people are making you uncomfortable but you aren't intimidated by them, apparently the right answer is to send them an email threatening to sue them if they don't stop

what??

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this harassment training program thing we're required to do for work seems to really emphasize specifically illegal harassment and the laws about it instead of, you know, actually making sure you don't harass people

it seems focused on "remember, if you harass people, do it for these reasons, not these" instead of just "don't harass people"

apparently there are polls now

Let's see what kinds of multi people like then, because why not?

zigzagoon is just an extremely underrated pokemon

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I feel a weird sense of... almost disappointment whenever I see someone link to something on their twitter account when I know they have a mastodon account that they posted the same thing to

honestly why do people even still use twitter when the fediverse is here

how adorable would two zigzagoon curled up together be? very

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