the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

you get both first- and third-person video games (and the odd second-person game primarily made around the idea "a second-person video game would be kinda neat and weird")

but all movies seem to be third-person

someone should make a first-person movie sometime

keep forgetting just how strong our discomfort with seeing human faces is until we look into a non-furry part of the internet and aaa

fun fact: every character in no man's sky is some flavor of nonbinary

this is not some kind of headcanon or anything. *everyone* gets they/them pronouns in NMS

also all the animals you can scan have genders listed as things like "symmetric" or "alpha" or something

dissatisfaction guaranteed, or your money back

high-speed racing game where you play as famous philosophers from throughout history

philoso-velocity

do trousers trouse?

why are expensive things considered ex-pensive anyway

were they once pensive?

super nintendo superintendent

what was the first thing to use an analog thumbstick

i'm sure it wasn't the n64, was there something in arcades or for like, CAD work or something earlier?

*1/73 of a beep*

au where instead of chess, connect four games are analyzed in excruciating detail

the word "fool" always makes me think of franziska von karma

we need to print a form

but it won't print right

the barcode gets replaced with a bunch of numbers, and check boxes are replaced with placeholder characters

does anyone have any idea how to get it to print properly?

there is a fly in our apartment that apparently does not care about the bug-attracting UV lights in our bug zapper and that we cannot seem to catch and augh it's frustrating

chest chess: like regular chess, but all the pieces are busty