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okay ten people said yes and no one said no so we're going to go do this now
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should we go to the grocery store and get a slice of cake (along with other groceries)
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you ever just randomly want cake when you don't have cake
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oh yeah add pineapple to the juices you can buy in any grocery store

mixing pineapple with orange is really good by the way, worth trying if you like fruit juices
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fruit juices you can buy in any grocery store:
- apple
- orange
- lemon
- lime
- grape
- pomegranate

fruit juices (in addition to the above) that i would like to be able to buy from a grocery store
- banana
- strawberry
- peach
- cantaloupe
- honeydew
- this just sounds like a really good fruit salad now

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What happened to price tags that list price/weight as well as just price? we haven't seen that in a long time
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...i just realized

is shaun the sheep supposed to be a pun on the word "shorn", because those words sound identical in a non-rhotic dialect like that spoken by the show's target audience?
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what's with this trend of youtube videos called "the (insert thing here) iceberg explained"

also why do all of them show an incorrectly positioned iceberg
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i don't know why we're so exhausted today -F

spoilers for uh. the entire phoenix wright series, by the way
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we just learned about objection.lol/ and this has some real meme potential
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Playing tales of xillia again because we never did play through the Milla route and just found our first weird fragment:

"here we have a wonderful piece of-- uh, something. What is this supposed to be, anyway?"
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the Hearth :ms_agender_flag: boosted

weird thought of the day, lewd, genitals, anyone feel like taking this as a commission? 

modular snakecock. Leave their head in the bathtub and masturbate all you want--all the mess will be contained even if you're looking at porn in the other room

i just want to get this drawn because 1) hot and 2) silly

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again, the game does not tell you this or even hint at it

it just happens
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