the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

i was just reminded of the onigiri = jelly donuts thing from the pokemon dub and then got to wondering, could you make that taste good? a jelly-filled onigiri?
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why the fuck do some people just. not wear masks? or take them off? while it's literally illegal to do so in a public place right now?

this is a serious question i really would like to understand why people do that because it just feels so baffling to me
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i think this liimoncello flavored sparkling water is one of our new favorite drinks

it tastes like a lemon cookie! i dunno what flavors go into that besides just lemon but it's real good

don't really even know what limoncello is besides like, some kind of lemon thing that's probably italian (judging by the name) and i think might be alcoholic?
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we have successfully sought out all pokemon

was a pretty good game
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random thought: can you *get* american-style muffins in the UK? what do they call them there?
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(someone was trying to free a dull knife that had gotten stuck in a head of cabbage)
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well this is certainly a caption
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this might be the first time we've found a shiny pokemon other than the red gyarados, just found a shiny skuntank in arceus legends
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consider: ​
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fun fact: one of the first things the people who invented the microwave oven attempted to cook in it was an egg

i think they were expecting it to turn out like a boiled egg or something

i bet they were quite surprised when it exploded
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mmf, now all stressed after thinking about Complicated Things involving people we used to know who were.. not malicious, but really harmful to be around
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porygon and porygon2's are pretty good too, wherein the professor is just utterly baffled at what the fuck they are
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i like how the professor's pokedex entry for porygon-Z ends with just "this worries me."
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well we're out of leads now

filled every bit of pokedex we knew about except spiritomb (who i think we know how to catch but don't want to do that now)

the remaining ones are pokemon we've not even seen
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@demonicdevice hi, did you read our profile before sending that follow request?
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so to get the last rank in the galaxy team, you have to get *30,000* more points? after 30,000 *total* points is what you needed to get the second-to-last?

this is going to take a while
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thinking about how cute gligar is

(Official artwork, done by Ken Sugimori for nintendo)

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AU where everything is the same except the apple macintosh was named after a different variety of apple
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it's neat seeing some of the characters who are Identical Ancestors™ to other characters in the series

Kamado is clearly Rowan; Cyllene is Cyrus; Ingo is, well, literally Ingo, because they did the thing again; Beni is *possibly* Wally?, that one girl who ends up running the haircut store is one of the galactic admins (Mars? names are hard sometimes)
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