the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

apparently telegram is doing a cryptocurrency now? is this some kind of joke?

remember how slow the ps1 was to read its one-megabyte memory cards?

I wonder what th eprotocol for that was.

and why did they make the decisions they made

I kinda wonder who designed the sound for the various playstation opening screens

that is, the sound that plays when the words "playstation" or "playstation 2" or "PS3" are displayed when the system is first started

Good morning

bleeblp.

sometimes, highway intersections look like some kind of parasite using its tendrils to leech off the non-highway roads https://awoo.space/media/v-8sz9g5zB-tPPFBJ7A

the best way to tell people you're going to get a haircut: "I won't be long, and neither will my hair"

Are reverse exorcists a thing? inorcists?

I mean, haunted houses have to become haunted somehow.

beep

I bet you didn't catch that I swapped the right and left es in that beep

beep

I wonder how bread was invented. why did people think to take wheat, grind it up, mix it with water, and heat it in a fire?

they call themselves Rite Aid but they don't sell any materials for magic rites at all!

thought: if marriage vows are "'til death do us part" in a universe where resurrection magic is possible, easy, or even mundane, that would have some interesting repercussions

apparently, it's possible to de-stale bread. if you heat it in an oven set to 60°C it'll regain the pliability it loses when it goes stale--but when it cools after that it'll be even worse than before due to moisture loss.

I would try that, but my oven doesn't go that low.

I guess I'm just yelling into the void here. I don't know. It feels selfish but I kind of want to know... does anyone read this stuff? Is it bad of me to ask that?

I dunno, I'm sure no one wants to listen to me complaining about stuff

and now I'm getting really frustrated and upset about this

I really want to be able to play this game but

I can't read it

and nintendo locks down their consoles so much that it's hard to apply a fanmade patch if one even exists

and there's nothing I can do to fix this problem and ghhh