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Downtown adventures: sitting at a bar and the next table over is playing Cards Against Humanity

work complaints, swearing 

can I please just have my fucking vacation without these incompetent management shitheads fucking up the schedules so that they have to call me to work on days I had planned to rest or do fun stuff??

@thefishcrow Oh don't I know it

I did it last night too and had to turn the lights on in some key locations so that I wouldn't nope the fuck outta there

AND STILL I DID IT AGAIN TONIGHT

Note to self: don't read SCP at work. Patrolling darkened office corridors with card-access locks at every door after reading has made my imagination run wild in terrible ways.

The government overlords smile upon this kob today, for they left a bounty of jelly donuts in the cafeteria.

@Terrana@tootplanet.space D'aw, thank you! Yours is cute too!

Self promotion 

In the spirit of what's going down today related to bandcamp I invite you to check out an old release of mine which you might fancy if you're into bass music on the dark side: noisemarine.bandcamp.com/

@ccolocho@cybre.space *hacks everyone into kobolds* im in

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