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looked under a dock and there they found a rock

it wasn't a rock

it was a QUEER KOBOLD

Getting some prime horror movie grade fog out here this morning.

Every time somebody mentions queer kobolds, I want to go "you rang?"

*sprays graffiti on wall*

"Q U E E R ⋄ K O B O L D S"

TIL: You can get rid of loitering teens instantly by telling them they can hang around for 10-15 mins.

It feels good to be drawing again when you haven't as much as held a pencil for months (not counting RPG sessions). Even if it's only quick doodles at work.

So I picked up some boosters from the new Egyptian-themed MTG set last night.

Pulled 3 (out of 5) god cards - couldn't resist making Yu-Gi-Oh jokes for the rest of the night.

I used to never take painkillers unless I absolutely needed them.

Now I take them preemptively. Glorious.

>tfw you can't get enough sleep because of toothache, painkillers stopped working, and your surgery appointment is two weeks from now

It really sucks when ONE member of a community you love manages to suck the joy out of a browsing session.

I wish reddit had a mute feature.

I did that 8values thing, and got the same-ish result as everybody else who I've seen post theirs on here. I feel like I'm in good company. -w-

Toothache while waiting for your painkillers to kick in is the worst.

It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

It said: "I need about treefiddy."

It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

Do not awoo: 350 dollar penalty

If you squeezing, me displeasing /
You be cruising for a juicing

-Juicebro CEO, probably

Maybe I'll even get the motivation to start drawing again. Haven't done any of it in months, sadly.

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