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"your son is hyperactive. is he seeing a child phycologist?"
"do you mean psychologist?"
"no. your kid is a colony of algae. he's currently experiencing a bloom, which results in bodily growth and a change in pigmentation. i recommend watching his phosphate intake"
"i guess this is what i get for being married to the sea"

skaterboy jokes gratify me like binging on swiss rolls

he was a cowboy, she said reach for the sky boy

ok i compared garfield and goku earlier but KIRBY and Goku are even more like each other, they eat unconscionably large amounts of food, make their enemies into friends through superior violence, and are the strongest beings of their universes

jldksahkdfhysbv that feel when u forget which is the reply button and which is the boost, apparently

oh man i just realized i never put on my temp monitor lizard photo as my icon on here. im gonna disappoint everybody when i switch to a much less ambitious fursona pfpfpft

the enby ideal is to become both jessie and james simultaneously

these two are the embodiment of "be gay do crimes"

man i wish the ppl i followed on tumblr posted here instead cause its a true nuisance that any time you try to check the notes of any post, a good 75% of them are porn bots. and this has been happening for like four weeks.

destiny 2 has exacerbated me so many times that now i just say "Bungie Please" or "Bungie!!!" on reflex when peeved anywhere

WAIT theres at least one more: Rotom in its lawnmower form. probably actually the most Grass related one of anything, too...

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how many grass type pokemon are even specifically "grass" themed at all?? as near as i can tell after a glance over on bulbapedia, theres shaymin, skiddo and gogoat. anything else is leaves, vines, etc.

alvin and the chipmunks are the og nightcore

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