Great Value! @FragileVal@awoo.space

Ya'll are cute.

Huh. It's a tongue...,
If only I had a plunging attack...

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WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

john mastodon, who was gordon mastodon's brother,

hating Amerikkka is a good thing

@fillertrack what if i told you that the amount of juice in a juicero packet wasn't necessarily equal to its volume

The reason the Juicero is garbage is because it uses a full four ton A press when the bags can be squeezed with only half an A press.

solution to the problem of mastodon.social having too much influence on the fediverse

registration is closed permanently

and every week users must successfully complete a series of challenges

or face being CAST OUT by the cold uncaring algorithmic hand of

SURVIVOR: MASTODON EDITION

you would not believe the coos
of ten million soft awoos

OK, if y'all need a break from pineapples, here's a fan edited coming out story for Marcie using original Peanuts panels http://lizyerby.tumblr.com/post/152514587473/this-comic-is-extra-good-if-you-read-it-while

[logs into mastodon] hey guys hows it g[SKYRIM 10,000 PINEAPPLES ROLL DOWN A MOUNTAIN EDITION]