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i hope million/billion becomes a low-key meme

you would not believe your eyes 

if you adhered to all known laws of aviation, and witnessed a bee fly. there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground

you would not believe your eyes 

if ten million
million?
no, billion

oh hey someone I like shared their switch friend code on here so imma do that too lol. uhhh @ me if you're gonna add me i guess lol

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howdy. i'm the $PROFESSION $COUNTY_POLICE_OFFICIAL. $STOLEN_QUOTE

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🍍 this 🍍 shit 🍍 is 🍍 ananas 🍍

🍍 P-i-n-a-n-a-s 🍍

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[Matrix Morpheus meme] What if I told you 

IT'S BEEN

Actually nvm, as gender euphoric as it is, this skirt isn't comfy in bed, hehe. Plus I'd just get it dirty for no good reason

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I'm gonna start wearing my skirt in my room more often, starting with this nap I'm about to take

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