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A Baby Who Born With Sunglasses Already On

vaporwave, a history
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2009: nobody here
2010: ecco the dolphin
2011: new dreams & floral shoppe
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2015: seinfeld
2016: hentai screengrab with a windows 95 start button in the corner
2017: any video game that has purple in it

( ovo) *spins furiously*
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You are in a maze of twisty instances all alike. You are likely to be eaten by awoo!

here's a homophobic joke, but get this, it makes straight people feel better about themselves. please share on all social media. signed, s. colbert

I'm at the dojo
I'm at the casino
I'm at the combination dojo and casino (all in the mind)

Shitpost's is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)

Well, 

The years start coming and they don't stop coming

Love too pay 5 bucks for an instance with one user and two federated instances,,

an inspirational quote to start your day with:

“Please come to the castle. I’ve baked a cake for you.”
— Princess “Toadstool” Peach, 1996

i'm not an anticapitalist i'm just confused about shit that makes no sense

@FragileVal i said yep, what a concept
i could use a little elf myself
and we could aaaall use a little feeeeeeey~

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