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Val, the swamp witch.
species: abomination
broomstick: wooden broom
familiar(s): tiger
magic: flame

I felt kind of insulted but this is actually very accurate for how much I like pyromancy in Dark Souls

*walks up to straight couple*

So... which one of you is the monster girl and which one is the robot girl?

not sure how many times i need to repeat it but that picture of putin you love so much is straight up homophobia and you're a homophobe for posting it

I feel like a stereotype complaining about all these micro-nonagressions recently

Closet Anxiety, Sudden Touching 

A dude acquaintance just did a "what's up my fellow bros" gesture of putting his hands on me and my friends shoulders from behind and leaning in close to ask a question. While he immediately stopped when I asked I can still feel his hand on my shoulder... eugh

sweet dreams are made of 

bees

Personal Trans Venting 

I mean I know this is a bit of a silly toot but I'm legitimately upset. I'm supposed to give them time to become comfortable with me and they watch movies that use us as a punchline???

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Walked in on my parents watching Zoolander 2!!! Yucky!! WHY

what do you call a covenant between awoo.space and witches.town? 

a wolfpact

don't stop me nooow, cos I'm 

hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes

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Is Chicago a nice place for a trans girl to live? It's the closest BIG city that I think does at least have a cis gay community.

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