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thats right.ITS TIME
TO BUCKLE UP
AND GET ON SOCIAL

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Replaced the rainbow and rose of my name with generic sparkles because I think I act queer enough that I don't need to symbolize it

I need to toot more so my posts aren't outnumbered by boosts from the instance names bot lol

My name's ~Valora~, it's Esperanto for "valuable" according to, like, a couple of random websites I found. But even if it isn't really Esperanto it sounds good and not too weird!!

Actually, before I wait for actual feedback I'm straight up going through with it! I need recognition that I can't get at home, plus it's just a first name (even if really uncommon) in terms of privacy and stuff.

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Tempted to use my full first name (preferred, not legal obv) cuz I'm kind of proud of it but I also want to continue my full-ish anonymity online??? idk if that's actually something I care that deeply about tho either. Not like I'm a serial harasser or somethin

Look at what faunbutt on birbsite just did! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

There should be a fetish bot that makes every compound word of the form "[noun]play".

because i read with my own two eyes an op-ed saying that the first couple waves of mastodon users were people who "couldn't handle opposing viewpoints" let me break it down for those who haven't figured it out yet:

it's not that we can't handle opposing viewpoints, it's that all of y'all keep treating being an asshole like some sort of ironic coolguy thing to do and we all find you insufferable and none of us can stand being around you

Lopunny is cute and all but I'm itching to use my other avatars again and its no longer Easter so...

lewd, Really silly 

*In the voice of like a white suburban mom introducing a weird snack no one wants at a birthday party* Who wants a bj?

Personal, Trans Body (But its more happy news) 

Followed up on yesterday (lol) and basically shaved the other leg! It is still taking really long, but I'm hoping that once I clear this old growth forest I'll only have to deal with like saplings and stuff (if you can follow my metaphor) Probably gonna have to go in for a third session, but then I'll be done!!

Sorry for gushing on my body so much (and in the ptl no less), I've just really been looking forward to this!

Ostara blessing 

You are all beautiful and perfect and terrible and earth shattering. You can do anything. Change anything. Be anything. It's a time for rebirth. Nothing is static. I love you. awoo.space/media/om28o4b7q2SgZ

Subtooting my fellow churchgoers 

REMINDER: JESUS CHRIST WAS NOT A CAPITALIST

Lt Cmdr Data: Finally, I have an emoji chip. Now I can finally experience life as the humans do!

(opens head, plugs chip, collapses)

Geordi: What? What do you see? Talk to me!

Data: 🍍🍍🍍🍍

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