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updated my patreon to reflect life situation, goals, and plans. check it out, donate, boost as possible

patreon.com/bleak awoo.space/media/YyypVAJMzA6cU

so sleepy... if only I still had my bluds...

I don't want to set the world in fire
I just want to start
Awoo in your heart

@Nine they're not as bad as people act, but they're one of the best-selling bands of all time; that incongruity feels unfair and reminds people that capitalism disproportionately rewards lucky mediocrity and not merit (that's my theory)

ideas for maximizing capital:
1. lend money to people, make them pay it back with interest
2. slowly take control of government and society, make changes that influence greater borrowing
3. make it socially unthinkable to not borrow $100k+ as soon as you become an adult
4. make it socially unthinkable to not borrow another $250k+ as soon as you can afford the debt payments
5. make it economically impossible to escape debt
6. repossess humanity, melt into scrap, sell to nobody

🎶I am the egg man 🎶
🎶That's what I am 🎶
🎶Goo goo g'joob 🎶

Dril Kobayashi: if you have a problem with me kissing pictures of Dragons while driving the bus, fight me. i just ate like 30 hotdogs and im near invincible

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