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I'm late to this post but I'm also very gay~~~ <3 <3 <3

you can have my "y'all" when you pry it from my fingers. (people at work are surprisingly against y'all)

The New McFuck - The Burger You Can Fuck! Only At McDonalds™

STOP

you, reading this right now, are cute and great

proceed with your life having availed yourself of this truth

friends, netizens, mutuals, lend me your ear:

the singular is broccolo. if you only have one piece of it on your fork, it's "a broccolo"

LB written by someone struggling through early 3D games

@chr Mastodon is dead in the water.

It has no corporate backing.

How can it even make money?

<ignores Birdsite literally bleeding cash trying to catch up with Facefuck>

I made it through a tough event that I thought would ruin my plans! I feel great! nwn

Folks, I hate to say it, but I must admit

I wanna munch

Having computer problems? You can troubleshoot by literally pulling out a pistol and shooting the computer.

Your problems will be over.

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