kobold man, kobold man
slain by a level 1 with a frying pan
is he just weak, or is he too stressed
who even runs a kobold man?
underrated man, kobold man

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 23, 2017, 15:56

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 23, 2017, 15:56

Jun 23, 2017, 15:56

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Why is it that when I lucid dream I just try to talk to the people in my dreams?? They ain't real and I know it, so why do that instead of like, fly or something???

**Great Value!** · Jun 23, 2017, 14:13

Great Value! boosted

**Joyeuse Noëlle!** @noelle@mastodon.social · Jun 23, 2017, 14:13

Jun 23, 2017, 14:13

Joyeuse Noëlle! @noelle@mastodon.social

LB: if you ever want a perfect microcosm of descriptivism vs. prescriptivism in language, go look at the HO Scale talk page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:HO_scale#Number_0_versus_letter_O

**Great Value!** · Jun 23, 2017, 15:34

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**Tom (tired of the computer)** @masklayer@slime.global · Jun 23, 2017, 15:34

Jun 23, 2017, 15:34

Tom (tired of the computer) @masklayer@slime.global

Boost this toot if ur wearing the same shirt you slept in and/or wore yesterday

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**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 23, 2017, 15:35

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 23, 2017, 15:35

Jun 23, 2017, 15:35

Great Value! @FragileVal@awoo.space

I just lucid dreamed but I mostly just got mad at my parents instead of actually changing the dream... whoops

**Great Value!** · Jun 23, 2017, 05:11

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**ThatDamnCat** @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space · Jun 23, 2017, 05:11

Jun 23, 2017, 05:11

ThatDamnCat @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space

Sub-toot

I'm gay 🏳️‍🌈

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 23, 2017, 05:29

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 23, 2017, 05:29

Jun 23, 2017, 05:29

Great Value! @FragileVal@awoo.space

One of the first words my phone suggests I begin any sentence with is just "aaa"

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 23, 2017, 04:57

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 23, 2017, 04:57

Jun 23, 2017, 04:57

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Aaa my mind is going... zzz...

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 23, 2017, 04:50

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 23, 2017, 04:50

Jun 23, 2017, 04:50

Great Value! @FragileVal@awoo.space

im sleepy so please don't call me out on that fav I just did, I won't be awake to defend myself

**Great Value!** · Jun 23, 2017, 02:44

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**➡ @lorxus@vulpine.club** @CoronaCoreanici@mastodon.social · Jun 23, 2017, 02:44

Jun 23, 2017, 02:44

➡ @lorxus@vulpine.club @CoronaCoreanici@mastodon.social

lewd but hilarious shitpost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mTkB4-I9lk

tag yourself, my favorite sex positions are Destroy Ass (giving) and Emerging from Sphere (receiving) respectively

**Great Value!** · Jun 23, 2017, 01:42

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**august@marigold system** @vivians@mastodon.social · Jun 23, 2017, 01:42

Jun 23, 2017, 01:42

august@marigold system @vivians@mastodon.social

https://mastodon.social/media/gZkiXr0LfQ6YPj1DQL0

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**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 23, 2017, 01:43

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 23, 2017, 01:43

Jun 23, 2017, 01:43

Great Value! @FragileVal@awoo.space

For future notice, any time I boost a toot that reads "I'm gay" it means both "nice" and "me too"

because I'm very gay

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 23, 2017, 01:39

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 23, 2017, 01:39

Jun 23, 2017, 01:39

Great Value! @FragileVal@awoo.space

awooo!

**Great Value!** · Jun 22, 2017, 23:31

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**read bio** @boots@computerfairi.es · Jun 22, 2017, 23:31

Jun 22, 2017, 23:31

read bio @boots@computerfairi.es

i am not a robot
[google does not allow me to check box]
okay so there might be SOME credibility to the rumor tha

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 22, 2017, 23:28

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 22, 2017, 23:28

Jun 22, 2017, 23:28

Great Value! @FragileVal@awoo.space

awooo!

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 22, 2017, 05:33

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 22, 2017, 05:33

Jun 22, 2017, 05:33

Great Value! @FragileVal@awoo.space

inactivity is sooo annoying... I wanna move out already~

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 21, 2017, 18:01

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 21, 2017, 18:01

Jun 21, 2017, 18:01

Great Value! @FragileVal@awoo.space

these dorks make the cutest sounds omg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zaLbW-N788

**Great Value!** · Jun 21, 2017, 17:16

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**Tom (tired of the computer)** @masklayer@slime.global · Jun 21, 2017, 17:16

Jun 21, 2017, 17:16

Tom (tired of the computer) @masklayer@slime.global

https://slime.global/media/S9ca0USBzamOSPmeGnE

992c6a4d3f7d7872.mp4

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 21, 2017, 16:51

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 21, 2017, 16:51

Jun 21, 2017, 16:51

Great Value! @FragileVal@awoo.space

you could stop at five or six stores

or just one

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 21, 2017, 16:47

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Jun 21, 2017, 16:47

Jun 21, 2017, 16:47

Great Value! @FragileVal@awoo.space

Watch me awooce right in~

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